author	msg	date
Birchpaw	For many many...months have the two soft drinks squared off in battles of skill and might, of clevarness, and sometimes just to see who weilded a coke/pepsisaber better. Many victories were won on both sides. And now the forces rise to clash again. THE COLA WARS: COKE VS. PEPSI The Rules (*gasp*) -Don't attack someone fighting on your own side -We use food and drink and school lunches. The exceptions are the Coke/pepsisabers. -No godmodding. That includes you, Reguba -If there be spam, it must be taken out of the can first. -Godmodding does include limitless indestructible armies. The battle is on! Fighting for the supreme alliance of Coke is Brightfire, six time food fight champion, cokesaber at the ready--ready to hack apart those Pepsi minions! *cameras flash in background* *Coke spectators cheer* *Pepsi fans boo loudly, but not loud enough to drown out the Coke fans*	20061109190637
IdhrenCelegrusc	saber, shurikens and kunai (which he is not allowed to use in this competition)...Idhren Celegrusc!!!*Pepsi guys start cheering and are shot at with stun guns *	20061109191136
IdhrenCelegrusc	Sorry: Fighting for pepsi is that famous ninja warrior with the pepsi-saber, shurikens and kunai (which he is not allowed to use in this competition)...Idhren Celegrusc!!!*Pepsi guys start cheering and are shot at with stun guns *	20061109191230
Relampago	Relampago! King of the Royal court in which the annual food fights are held (this years food fight has been going on for over a month), and master in the use of the 'royal' coke saber (my 'saber' is acctualy a saber (as in the sword) not a lighsaber)	20061109212157
Relampago	And 25 time can crushing champion! And 35 time Food fight champion (many won alongside brighty) FIGHTING FORRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE UNLTIMATE UNION OF POWER, JUSTICE, TANG, SABERS, AND OF COURSE TASTE....... COCA-COLA!!!!!!!!!	20061109212419
IdhrenCelegrusc	No problem.	20061110075940
Tac	you forgot Mountain Dew! Tac! of the small but fierce nation of Mountain Dew!	20061111064339
Tac	I have more advantage becaus Mountain Dew has more caffeine & suger!	20061111064701
IdhrenCelegrusc	MOUNTAIN DEW ROCKS! Especially Live Wire...	20061111082503
Birchpaw	Mountain Dew is part of Pepsi.	20061111130446
Tac	oh. Go pepsi! but it is hard to choose between coke & pepsi.	20061111164059
IdhrenCelegrusc	TAC'S PART OF PEPSI!!!	20061111173335
Birchpaw	Really, there's a drink called Tac? I've heard of Tic-Tacs, but never a drink called Tac.	20061112123550
Tac	yep there is, it's called *Tac's October Ale.	20061112163256
IdhrenCelegrusc	*Asks for some*	20061112184501
Tac	*hands some to Reguba. it has apple juice instead of grape juice.	20061113132755
IdhrenCelegrusc	*Tastes* Could use some root beer.	20061113161707
IdhrenCelegrusc	WHAT HAPPENED TO THESE THREADS?! DID SOMEBODY DIE OR SOMETHING? Don't answer that.	20061126101352
Birchpaw	My grandma.	20061128152331
IdhrenCelegrusc	Hm?	20061128170712
Birchpaw	Nov. 4	20061201161324
IdhrenCelegrusc	Ooooohhhh.	20061201175408
Anonymouse	Sorry to hear that *slaps Reguba for being an insensitive foo*	20061201200816
IdhrenCelegrusc	*Slaps back and genius fight ensues*	20061201201907
Willow	*throws cherry pies at everyone* I'm back!	20061214192921
IdhrenCelegrusc	Wahoo! Yet another allie for Pepsi + Brighty!	20061214193006
Willow		20061214195024
IdhrenCelegrusc	VICTORY IS INEVITABLE IF ONLY THE PEPSI PEOPLE POST!	20061214195614
Willow	PPPPEEEEEEPPPPPPSSSSIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!! *squirts everyone with the lovely liquid*	20061215134103
Anonymouse	*sips water quietly in a corner*	20061215142701
Willow	*drenches Anonymouse*	20061215153445
IdhrenCelegrusc	*Laughs at anonymouse*	20061215154418
Willow	*plays with Anonymouse's hair until it's all messed up* *pours syrup all over Anonymouse's messed up hair*	20061215155845
Anonymouse	I'm being double-teamed! *runs Reguba through with a rootbeersaber (:rolleyes and sticks a candy cane in the hole 'cause it's Christmas *	20061215160219
Willow	...*cleans Anonymouse's hair* I don't want to get all sticky! *plays with Anonymouse's hair*	20061215160350
IdhrenCelegrusc	*Falls over* Great, and I hate that kind of candy cane too!	20061215160458
Anonymouse	O_o *pokes willow for being confusing*	20061215160508
Willow	how am I confusing?	20061215160555
IdhrenCelegrusc	*Applies bacta to the wound*	20061215160740
Willow	*plays with Anony's hair some more*	20061215161120
IdhrenCelegrusc	*Facepalms after he is fully healed*	20061215161453
Willow	*pours more syrup in Anonymouse's hair*	20061215161855
IdhrenCelegrusc	*Considers setting light to Anony's hair once she's done*	20061215162049
Willow	*gives Reguba a warning look* *washes Anonymouse's hair again* *sprays everyone (except for Reguba, Anonymouse, and everyone on Pepsi's side) with Pepsi*	20061215162358
IdhrenCelegrusc	*Drinks several mountain dew livewires at once*	20061215162503
Willow	*makes sure Reguba doesn't go into a sugarcoma*	20061215163358
IdhrenCelegrusc	*Runs around talking a mile a minute not really knowing what he's talking about*	20061215163736
Willow	*decides he might be better left alone right now* Your not acting yourself....unless you've changed on here since I was grounded. Your acting like....Brightfire.	20061215163909
IdhrenCelegrusc	I'm not a cold blooded killer! I just like soda that's all...	20061215164026
IdhrenCelegrusc	I'm not a cold blooded killer! I just like soda that's all...	20061215164028
Willow	I never said you were a coldblooded killer. The rapidly walking around in circles muttering...that's Brightfire-ish like.	20061215164711
IdhrenCelegrusc	I wasn't muttering, I was sputtering like an idiot! And I'm not ashamed of it either.	20061215173230
Birchpaw	Just because I talk a lot... *halfheartedly throws an apple across the room* Yknow, this is kinda getting spammed up, and I believe Willow and Anony didn't post intros yet.	20061215173719
Willow	You need me to give you an intro? Don't you know who I am?	20061215174432
IdhrenCelegrusc	Lol, do they need to? Willow's for Pepsi, Anony's for coke, that's all we technically need to know.	20061215174508
Willow	I'm Willow! You know me! Reguba knows me! Rob knows me! Triss knows me! Arven knows me! Martin knows me! Alvin knows me! Thinh knows me! Anonymouse (Griemont) knows me! Do I have to list anyone else?	20061215174918
Birchpaw	For the purpose of this topic, yes, or else, I'll not consider you a participant. Sorry, but that's the way it is.	20061215175552
Willow	Fine...Dandin knows me! (*happy that I'm reminded by the 'big people'*) Is that enough?	20061215180959
IdhrenCelegrusc	Oy...	20061215191750
Willow		20061215192923
IdhrenCelegrusc	*Decides to get on with the fight.* *Throws pepsi bomb at Anony, who will be the only one hindered in the explosion*	20061215193656
Willow	*plays with Anony's hair*	20061215193830
IdhrenCelegrusc	*Facepalms*	20061215194001
Anonymouse	I like pepsi better than coke though...	20061215194207
IdhrenCelegrusc	Oh, then you wouldn't be harmed in the explosion. The pepsi goes for those who aren't pepsi lovers.	20061215194323
Anonymouse	oh, okay. I really don't like coke >_< *smacks Reguba in the face so he doesn't have to* i'm so helpful.	20061215194924
IdhrenCelegrusc	Thanks, but it won't erase the read mark I have from my forehead down to my chin from constant face palming.	20061215195106
Tac	I love Mt. Dew.	20061215195124
IdhrenCelegrusc	What's that from? Coke or Pepsi?	20061215195303
Anonymouse	it's from...the mountains?	20061215195931
IdhrenCelegrusc	*Facepalms*	20061215200015
Anonymouse	You really gotta stop doing that	20061215201028
IdhrenCelegrusc	Sorry, so many things that warrant it.	20061215201329
Anonymouse	*hides his apple juice stash and brings out a cokesaber* since there seems to be no coke-supporters here right now, I'll be one just don't expect me to drink it <_<	20061215201531
Willow	...*plays with Grie's hair some more* I like to twirl it with my fingers.....	20061215201615
Anonymouse	...but you don't even know what my hair looks like. for all you know I'm bald! :O	20061215201755
IdhrenCelegrusc	*Gets a mental image of this whole conversation* *Goes to see his scichiatrist or however you spell it*	20061215202123
Anonymouse	*goes to see reguba's psychiatrist too *	20061215202505
IdhrenCelegrusc	He's very expensive...	20061215202802
Willow	lol. *starts playing with Reguba's "dark and thick as mud" hair*	20061215202930
IdhrenCelegrusc	*Smashes face against wall* Psychiatrist:...Do you do that often?	20061215203222
IdhrenCelegrusc	Reguba: Yes. Psychiatrist: Well no wonder you need a psychiatrist!	20061215203302
Willow	*loves friends* That's why I mess with you guys so much! If I didn't like you I wouldn't have anything to do with you...	20061215223418
IdhrenCelegrusc	*Psychiatrist turns to Anony* And how often does he smach his face into things?	20061216092456
Anonymouse	All the time. And if he doesn't smash his face into something I'll usually smash it into something for him. That's what friends are for! *combs his hair and pours a gallon of hair-gel on it *	20061216104301
IdhrenCelegrusc	*Stands there with gloop all over him*...*Crack opens in the floor and Reguba dissappears through it*	20061216104641
Willow	Eew! You use hair gel? *hates hair gel*	20061216104747
IdhrenCelegrusc	*Appears again squeaky clean* Now that's better. *Wonders when the coke people will be back so we won't be bored...*	20061216105027
Anonymouse	willow, that's why I said *dumps all the hair gel into a coke bottle and buries it in a nuclear waste respository* Fish!	20061216111234
Birchpaw	*walks out and marks out "Pepsi" on the sign and writes "Nutcases"* *comes back in* "LETS JUST GET THIS ON!!!" A reminder to everyone, especially Reguba: -Only food and your sabers people. -Don't attack your teammates. Fighting for Coke: -Brightfire -Relampago -[i]Anony?[/i] Fighting for Pepsi: -Reguba -[i]Willow[/i] Off in Mt. Dew land: -Tac Those who have not officially entered: -Willow -Anony Degraded Spammers!!!: -Everyone but Relampago, whose existance I doubt anyway.	20061216121201
Willow	What do I have to do? Fill out a form?! "Name: Willow Age: 14 Gender: uh...female, duh! Experiance: Let's just say I'm a pro Other Information: PEPSI RULES!!!"	20061216123057
Birchpaw	Hows about takin' a bit of a peek at the first page?	20061216123212
Willow	fine...	20061216123251
Willow	There...I read it. Happy?	20061216123447
Anonymouse	*officially enters on the side of pepsi* that'll have to do.	20061216124142
Willow	WOOHOO!!! *Pepsi fans cheer* Reguba! He's with us!	20061216124446
Birchpaw	*facepalms and self destructs, destroying this topic and everyone in it* *when the smoke clears, Brightfire and the stadium is gone and a small note says "$p@m @w@y" before disintegrating*	20061216124928
Anonymouse	Now who's antispam? *throws a spam can at brighty*	20061216125609
Willow	*plays with Brightfire's hair*	20061216131719
IdhrenCelegrusc	*Decides to annoy his psychiatrist*	20061217094208
Willow	lol	20061217120526
IdhrenCelegrusc	*Starts repeating everything the psychiatrist says*	20061217120910
Willow	*laughs*	20061217131059
IdhrenCelegrusc	I'm very good at impressions too!	20061217144031
Willow	*bands head really hard on the wall several times* I'm nuts...I just stand there and do that for about 10 minutes several times a day! (for real )	20061218094438
IdhrenCelegrusc	HEY! NO STEALING MY THING!	20061218123919
Willow	I'm not stealing your thing. I've been doing that for years! And I bang my head on the wall, not the desk. Mom has too many books on the desk...not enough room.	20061218132403
IdhrenCelegrusc	I just bang my head...	20061218145930
Willow	I do it for real.	20061218150307
IdhrenCelegrusc	Lol	20061218193520
Willow	*bangs head*	20061219144823
IdhrenCelegrusc	Lol, so do I.	20061219170350
Willow		20061220083230
IdhrenCelegrusc	*Sighs in boredom because there's nobody to fight.*	20061220094506
Willow	** BRIGHTFIRE!!!!! Please come fight us!	20061220102715
IdhrenCelegrusc	*Psychiatrist comes in at random to talk to Willow about her headbanging and Reguba about the money he owes him* I DON'T OWE YOU JACK DUDE! I payed in advance!	20061220104420
Willow	lol	20061220104545
IdhrenCelegrusc	*Psychiatrist starts babbling like an idiot, saying things that nobody can understand**Psychiatrist turns to Willow to start talking to her*	20061220104846
Willow	O_o	20061220105223
IdhrenCelegrusc	Psychiatrist: So I here you have a headbanging problem...	20061220105828
Willow	*bangs head on the wall* Why me? Why? Why? Why? I hate talking to people! *bangs head harder*	20061220183737
IdhrenCelegrusc	Psychiatrist: Ah, you have a more severe problem! I'll switch patients. Reguba won't miss me, besides, he's just this guy ya' know?	20061220183945
Willow	*pulls out dagger hidden in neat LOTR cape that she made for her sister for Christmas last year but has since taken over because her sister doesn't ware it* Leave me alone if you know what's good for you! *does weird Ninja attack thing* *bangs head*	20061220184908
IdhrenCelegrusc	Psychiatrist: I'm not really here you know, I'm a hologram.	20061220185728
Willow	I'll unplug your power source.	20061220192758
IdhrenCelegrusc	Psychiatrist:...I didn't know you could move at light speed...	20061221063815
Willow	Why am I talking to a hologram that doesn't even exist? *bangs head*	20061221083900
IdhrenCelegrusc	Psychiatrist: Oh I indeed exist, the hologram is projected from an unknown source (unknown to you that is) and I am actually miles away from you.	20061221101857
Willow	O_o Your getting me a little worried, Reguba....	20061221135410
IdhrenCelegrusc	Hey I hate him too! Jk. BIC: Well I think he's funny...	20061222085447
Willow	*bangs head*	20061222102834
IdhrenCelegrusc	*Dives deeper into the Fanta Sea*	20061222103023
Willow	*bangs head harder*	20061222110017
IdhrenCelegrusc	*Wonders how fish survive in here...*	20061223105719
Willow		20061223132345
IdhrenCelegrusc	*Notices that while the fish breath, they seem to be comatose from all the sugar they swallow...*	20061223161833
Willow		20061223222053
IdhrenCelegrusc	*Doesn't know what to post next...*	20061224111901
Willow	hmm....we could tickle each other... (not)	20061224114342
IdhrenCelegrusc	*Tries to headbang in the water, but only succeeds in getting himself really dizzy.*	20061224124023
Willow	lol	20061224215227
IdhrenCelegrusc	Lol, I got dizzy [i]and[/i] fizzy!	20070101094836
Willow	...	20070101095605
IdhrenCelegrusc		20070102081009
Anonymouse	*peels the labels off of pepsi bottles, replaces them with coke labels, and invites everyone to a "coke" party *	20070102104508
IdhrenCelegrusc	Good Idea dude!	20070102133524
Willow	lol. Great job, Grie! We should give him a medal.	20070103133810
IdhrenCelegrusc	*Gives a medal that is basically clear plastic shaped like a medal that contains pepsi inside the plastic. *	20070103195752
Anonymouse	*drinks the medal *	20070103213246
Willow	lol	20070104145941
IdhrenCelegrusc	*Starts passing out medals* Medals of valour for everyone!	20070104162408
Willow	*drinks all the loverly medals awarded to me*	20070104171744
Willow	It was horrible! There wasn't any Pepsi at the dollar store yesterday so I decided to get a coke...(sorry, guys...I was thirsty) I got all crazy and started singing Queen all over Walmart. Started getting my little sister mad at me. I got some weird looks.	20070104172247
IdhrenCelegrusc	SEE! COKE DOES MAKE YOU HALUCINATE!!!	20070104180329
Anonymouse	lol i went to a new years party and the only drinks were water and coke in those orange gatorade cooler things. but when I was still in line to get my drink they ran out. So then I see the guy fill up a cooler marked with "COKE" in big letters...with pepsi xD	20070104202210
IdhrenCelegrusc	Lol, good! Pepsi shall prevail!	20070105142625
Willow	Join the Dark Side...we have Pepsi... ( )	20070105171224
IdhrenCelegrusc	That's a common misconception, we're really J.U.C.'s (Jedi Under Cover)	20070105171531
Willow	(Shh! I know that...but Brighty is convinced we're the Dark Side )	20070105173348
IdhrenCelegrusc	Eh, our cover was blown years ago anyway.	20070105173712
Willow	You know...we should all put at the end of our messages...That'd be so fun!	20070105174459
IdhrenCelegrusc	...	20070105175025
Willow		20070106101107
IdhrenCelegrusc	Let's not and say we did.	20070106101236
Willow	Let's not what? Put at the end of our messages?	20070106164026
IdhrenCelegrusc	Lol, yup, though it appears we already do, now, let's get back to the spam.	20070107061241
Willow	I'd say this is spam, wouldn't you?	20070107094343
IdhrenCelegrusc	...	20070107094717
Willow	...	20070107095716
IdhrenCelegrusc	*Goes to smack his head against a wall*	20070107095805
Willow	...My mom won't let me do that anymore...	20070107120313
IdhrenCelegrusc	Lol.	20070107131228
Anonymouse	*smacks a fish into the wall and passes it around*	20070108151400
IdhrenCelegrusc	Lol, smack your head against a desk. It isn't a wall.	20070108153441
Willow	Tried it...and doors...and the floor...and cabinates (sp?). I've tried it all. I've even tried my hand! Doesn't have the same effect...	20070108204730
IdhrenCelegrusc		20070109104301
Bob	i think your all sad with nothing better to do than spam. i know let's join in!!!!	20070109113127
Willow	spam. spam. spam. spam. spam. spam. spam. (Now, if THAT ^ isn't spam I don't know what is!)	20070109145204
IdhrenCelegrusc	WOOHOO!	20070109162210
Willow		20070109194934
IdhrenCelegrusc	*Opens a can of spam and throws it at all the players except for Willow and Anony* SPAM FIGHT!!!	20070110102423
Bob	*runs around screaming!*	20070110114140
IdhrenCelegrusc	*Shakes up a mountain dew livewire and throws it in the air* *Pop explodes and sprays everybody*	20070110160426
Willow	*opens mouth to catch soda drops out of the air*	20070110161556
IdhrenCelegrusc	*Does it with three more sodas*	20070110161642
Willow	*repeats actions said before*	20070110162654
IdhrenCelegrusc	*Sends a suction tube down into the fantasea and starts spr*aying "sea foam " at everybody.*	20070110162830
Willow		20070110164546
IdhrenCelegrusc	Woohoo!!!!	20070110195644
Bob	*stops screaming long enough to drink fanta before continuing(sp?) to run around madly	20070111085756
IdhrenCelegrusc	*Water in the soda evaporates, turning the next rainfall orange! :O*	20070111100534
Willow	:huh: (<---pardus smiley)	20070111163148
Anonymouse	*opens his mouth to catch the raindrops *	20070112155521
Matteo	Wow! It's either raining orange juice or pieces of moldy cheese that have turned the cheese to the color of orange!	20070112234006
Bob	i vote for cheese	20070113114503
IdhrenCelegrusc	It's soda.	20070113134517
Anonymouse	cheesesoda? O_o	20070113194440
Matteo	you mean soda that has been chemically changed so that it tastes, feels, and looks like cheese?	20070113223746
IdhrenCelegrusc	No. Did you even read the post I made about it?! The soda evaporated, leaving all of the caffeine etc. behind but the water and food colouring being evaporated, turned the next rain orange! It has no connection to cheese [i]at all![/i]	20070114100031
Anonymouse	*throws cheese at Reguba *	20070114153237
IdhrenCelegrusc	*Shakes up a two liter of Pepsi and shoots the cap at high speed at Anonymouse*	20070114160232
Willow	*drinks pepsi* *throws empty pepsi bottle at Brigty* *opens another pepsi and starts drinking it*	20070114160442
IdhrenCelegrusc	IT'S A PEPSIPALOOZA!!!	20070114160600
Willow	*drinks pepsi* *throws empty pepsi bottle at Brigty* *opens another pepsi and starts drinking it*	20070114160927
IdhrenCelegrusc	*Grabs a football gatorade cooler filled with pepsi and dumps it all on Brighty*	20070114161051
Willow		20070114161922
IdhrenCelegrusc	*Crowd of spectators cheer the pepsi side and laugh at the coke players who haven't posted in a while...*	20070114162125
Mark Goldflash	Mark Goldflash comes in drunk on coke and starts hitting people on the head with his empty coke bottle	20070114165038
Matteo	matteo arrests markgoldflash for being "under the influence" and for physically assaulting people.	20070114191259
Willow	*drinks Pepsi*	20070114193940
IdhrenCelegrusc	*Sprays matteo with pepsi to clear his head of the vile liquid known as coke*	20070115074638
Matteo	Oh nooooo! Not pepsi!... Hey this stuff doesn't taste too bad...	20070115094402
IdhrenCelegrusc	You bet it doesn't taste bad!	20070115115042
Tac	Mt. Dew is better.	20070115120917
IdhrenCelegrusc	Lol, especially livewire.	20070115121352
Tac	no regular	20070115122135
Anonymouse	*runs around with a pepsi cap stuck in his ear*	20070115135730
Willow		20070115172302
IdhrenCelegrusc	LIVEWIRE ROCKS!	20070115175646
Tac	*shoots the boogieman with Mt. Dew gun	20070115183313
IdhrenCelegrusc	*Drinks 5 Mountain Dew Livewires and gets a sugarhigh!!!* WOOOOOHOOOO!!!!	20070115184906
Anonymouse	*runs into reguba and both of them fall down* WOOO! The cap's out!	20070115191444
Matteo	Ahhhh! Everybody is getting high on Mountain Dew! Ahhhh!	20070115203900
Tac	grabs Matteo & forces Mt. Dew down his throat.	20070116065252
IdhrenCelegrusc	*Hallucinates*	20070116104043
Bob	*yum mt.dew*	20070116114441
Anonymouse	*runs around with a flaming spleen laughing maniacally*	20070116141312
Willow		20070116162855
Anonymouse		20070116172705
Willow	...	20070116175754
IdhrenCelegrusc	Oog...	20070116200317
Anonymouse	...goO	20070119101701
Willow		20070119161814
Anonymouse	:seyellor: Darn, doesn't work.	20070119201628
Matteo	Please no! I'm too young to die! I can only drink Code Red Mountain Dew. Please no!!!! glug glug glug blurk! phwaw! yuk!	20070119224344
IdhrenCelegrusc	Mountain Dew Livewire makes code red md taste like bath water.	20070120112155
Anonymouse	mmmm, bath water....I mean yay pepsi!	20070120131704
IdhrenCelegrusc	PEPSI ROCKS! Btw, I'M FIFTEEN!	20070120132013
Matteo	Coke! Coke! Pepsi! Pepsi! I don't care although I'm on the coke side because I was brutally attacked by members of the pepsi side.	20070120132015
IdhrenCelegrusc	Who attacked you?	20070120132223
Matteo	it was willow in the conqueror's concourse coke vs. pepsi forum.	20070120132843
IdhrenCelegrusc	Hmm, for what reason.	20070120133022
Matteo	none, i entered on the SSM7U side and she attacked me... "sob, sob"	20070120133223
IdhrenCelegrusc	Hmm.	20070120133450
Willow	huh?	20070120135625
IdhrenCelegrusc	*Spaces out*	20070120135855
Willow	*goes to raid the kitchen for something to eat*	20070120143722
Matteo	"sets up blockade post in front of kitchen" you'll have to get past me if you want to raid the kitchen! "pulls out pepsi machine gun and cocks it"	20070120160850
IdhrenCelegrusc	Alright he's on our side!	20070120161221
Willow	Those have no effect on me. *walks past blockade and grabs an apple and a knife* I hve to cut my fruit...Braces....*hates braces*	20070120191256
Matteo	Pepsi? Did I say pepsi? Oooooo! I must have been drunk to say that! I mean coke machine gun...	20070120214429
IdhrenCelegrusc	*Grabs pepsi gatling gun*	20070121065211
Anonymouse	ooh, day of defeat with pepsi weapons! dibs on the MG! *sets up his machine gun on a sandbag and waits for coke-folks*	20070121114835
IdhrenCelegrusc	*Loads clips* Alrighty!	20070121131655
Matteo	"pulls out coke anti-tank missile" Who's ready to be pounded? "aims at idhren and anonymouse" Prepare to be cokefied!	20070121135330
IdhrenCelegrusc	*Fires at matteo from the saftey of his titanium-shielded hideout* BRING IT ON!	20070121140116
Willow	*sneaks up behind Matteo with a Pepsi-knife and holds it at his throat* Join us or feel our wrath!	20070121142142
IdhrenCelegrusc	Now now Willow, it is a free country, we can't make him join us by force.	20070121143041
Matteo	I will never join the pepsi! Espcially since you Willow, attacked me! "squirms out of willow's grasp, jumps into m1 abrams tank and fires 3 coke anti-tank rounds into reguba's hideout destroying it, leaving reguba defenceless" I forgot, take this willow! "fires .50 cal browning coke machine gun at willow"	20070121174448
IdhrenCelegrusc	*Gets into U.S. assault craft and blows up Matteo*	20070121183229
Matteo	"leaps out of M1 abrams tank and into Challenger 2 tank" Thought you could get me eh? "aims cannon at reguba and loads 100 mm coke shell"	20070121205819
Anonymouse	*screams like a little girl * um, I mean, *throws a pepsi grenade and sings campfire songs*	20070122102507
IdhrenCelegrusc	*Assault craft is surprisingly agile and swift and is able to dodge out of range* It can go into deep space.	20070122105106
Willow	*sits back to watch the show* Just call if you need me, Reguba and Griemont...	20070122110212
Birchpaw	*walks in for no apparent reason and begins to sing* Listen, baby Ain't no mountain high Ain't no vally low Ain't no river wide enough, baby If you need me, call me No matter where you are No matter how far Just call my name I'll be there in a hurry You don't have to worry 'Cause baby, There ain't no mountain high enough Ain't no valley low enough Ain't no river wide enough To keep me from getting to you Remember the day I set you free I told you You could always count on me From that day on I made a vow I'll be there when you want me Some way,some how 'Cause baby, There ain't no mountain high enough Ain't no valley low enough Ain't no river wide enough To keep me from getting to you No wind, no rain My love is alive Way down in my heart Although we are miles apart If you ever need a helping hand I'll be there on the double As fast as I can Don't you know that There ain't no mountain high enough Ain't no valley low enough Ain't no river wide enough To keep me from getting to you Don't you know that There ain't no mountain high enough Ain't no valley low enough Ain't no river wide enough	20070122144720
Willow	:huh:	20070122162912
Birchpaw		20070122165632
Matteo	How long did you take to type that song out birchpaw? "jumps into x-wing fighter and chases reguba"	20070122170858
Birchpaw	Two seconds. The marvels of copy and paste.	20070122173031
Matteo	oh...	20070122184007
IdhrenCelegrusc	*Has Han and Luke jump into turrets *	20070122193125
Matteo	What has that got to do with this forum?	20070122212415
Willow	lol...I figured you copied and pasted it... Oh! My mom has some of those SW books (that she seems to be keeping in my room until they sell on Ebay...) and I was reading the back of them and they TOTALLY messed them up! Jedi arn't supposed to get married or have kids or anything! I started reading one of them, though...but stoped because I've got a bunch of LOTR books out of the library that I want to read...and I need to finish the Silmarillion... *throws pies at everybody on the Coke team* Pepsi Pies....	20070123080555
IdhrenCelegrusc	*Han and Chewie blast Matteo's X-wing out of the sky in a shattering of debris!*	20070123134507
Matteo	With what? Willow's pies? Besides, Han and Chewie can't blast an x-wing. 1. x-wings are way more agile 2. Han and Chewie are on the same team as the x-wings are (rebels/new republic)	20070123182005
IdhrenCelegrusc	Not if you're in it!	20070123182252
Willow	lol	20070123195917
Matteo	What do you mean by "not if your in it?"	20070123200059
IdhrenCelegrusc	Lol, as long as an enemy's flying it, we can shoot it.	20070124074752
Willow		20070124131737
Matteo	No, besides... No godmoding Reguba!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :P	20070124150627
Matteo		20070124150638
Birchpaw	Actually, that is in the rules and it mentions you speciffically, Reguba. With the infractions on the Pepsi side, we can safely say that they're suspended for the rest of the season. Victory to Coke! *cheering from a random crowd of Coke people*	20070124151729
Willow	Uh...since when do we follow rules?	20070124163716
Matteo	Because if you don't, then you will be set upon by all the people on the coke side. In other words, all the people on the coke side will attack your account. JK?	20070124170323
Birchpaw	When I set up a serious topic, I expect the conditions to be followed. If not, penalty will occur. It's useless to argue your way out if it was blatent and obvious. Ya only hurtin' y'self, Pepsiholics, ya only hurtin' y'self, and ya team with ya.	20070124173055
Anonymouse	So, does anyone here like bagels?	20070125135058
Matteo	what does that have to do with the subject we are arguing on?	20070125151249
IdhrenCelegrusc	Look, wouldn't the airforce shoot down a spy if he was in an american f-14?! THEY WOULD! Same with X-Wings. It's not the ship, it's the pilot behind the controls.	20070128111226
Willow	... ...I like that smiley...	20070128145854
IdhrenCelegrusc	*Audience applauds at the wonderful explanation brought up by Reguba*	20070129075234
Tac	what are we arguing on?	20070129113554
Birchpaw	Reguba. There is no audiance. Calm down and drink some Coke before you hallucinate something else.	20070129154331
Willow	Drinking coke might make him hallucinate... Drink some Pepsi instead. *hands Pepsi to Reguba*	20070129184714
IdhrenCelegrusc	*Grabs a two-liter of pepsi*	20070130123927
Matteo	lets not do star wars stuff ok?...	20070130153910
Birchpaw	Except the sabers.	20070130154333
Matteo	yeah, that's ok	20070130154942
Birchpaw	I feel like singing again. In Japanese.	20070130155610
Willow	Can I have some of that, Reguba?	20070130171324
IdhrenCelegrusc	*Throws a huge cooler*	20070130174603
Willow		20070130180835
IdhrenCelegrusc	*Finds a pepsi-missle and destroys the coke base*	20070131105218
Matteo	what type of pepsi missile? "deploys brand new state-of-the-art missile destroying laser" if you don't believe me, go on popsci.com! "shoots down missile"	20070131174233
IdhrenCelegrusc	*Wonders how he could destroy a missle that already detonated...*	20070131193400
Matteo	it detonated already? oh... "fires laser at reguba as new target!"	20070131202238
IdhrenCelegrusc	*Runs around screaming while a little red dot bores into him *	20070201065331
Willow	*tosses Pepsi-enforced shield between Reguba and his approaching* There...you're safe. Have a Pepsi. *drinks Pepsi while handing one to Reguba*	20070201171655
IdhrenCelegrusc	*Goes to see a doctor about the hole he now has in his right side. *	20070201184425
Matteo	now all i have to do is turn the power up... "turns power on laser up and burns hole through pepsi-enforced shield" by the way reguba, the missile destroying laser is BIG, REALLY BIG! you shouldn't have a right side if the laser did its work properly... "turns laser towards willow"	20070201210430
IdhrenCelegrusc	Well now I don't 'cause you hit me with it again...	20070202151611
Willow	*glares at Matteo* Don't you even think about it...	20070202164058
IdhrenCelegrusc	*After having major plastic surgery done to replace his right side Reguba rushes back in to hand willow a bottle of pepsi for no other apparent reason other then he could! *	20070202164501
Willow	*drinks Pepsi*	20070202170415
Matteo	"turns laser towards willow, then suddenly aims it at reguba, just recovering from his surgery " I hope you like surgery reguba 'cause you're going to have it again! Just wait willow, you're next!	20070202174105
Willow	*quickly runs up behind Matteo and knocks him out before he fires* Ha! Take that, Coke scum!	20070202181645
Matteo	aaaahhhh! "falls down and accidentally turns the laser to max power as I fall, the laser is still aimed at reguba and reguba's entire body is within the laser's path" You have killed your own team member by striking me willow! the laser is locked and only i can unlock it! Reguba will perish! Bwahahahahahaha!	20070202191617
Willow	Shutup. You're unconcious, so you shouldn't be talking. Luckly, I'm an expert hacker so I can find the codes and disarm the weapon. *starts doing said actions*	20070203081730
Tac	*brakes a glass bottle of grapejuice mixed with Mt. Dew over Brighty's head*	20070203084349
Willow	Ooh...I like grapejuice....	20070203090408
IdhrenCelegrusc	*Runs over and drenches the laser with pepsi, causing it to short circuit!*	20070203093120
Willow	I'm hacking the codes! All my loverly work distroyed...*cries* Oh, well. nothing we can do about it now...*drinks Pepsi*	20070203100453
IdhrenCelegrusc	There was a code override, you'd need his coke-dna. Besides, you'd never have hacked it in time.	20070203100744
Willow	You doubt my abilities. Eh..I guess your right. *drinks Pepsi* Atleast you're alive.	20070203103912
IdhrenCelegrusc	Yeah. *Touches laser gun and gets electrocuted* *Takes his hand off* THAT WAS FUN! *Does it again*	20070203110404
Tac	*eats hat*	20070203113957
Matteo	"recover consciousness" huh? what happened? hey reguba! you're not supposed to be alive still! "runs away and pulls a missile destroying laser out of nowhere and aims it at willow and reguba" since everybodies godmoding "hintwillowhintregubahintmainlyreguba" i'll do some of my own godmoding! "rocket launchers pop out of the laser and a shield forms around the laser cannon" die evil pepsi lovers! "fires enormous laser beam at every pepsi person in sight" try to get me now!	20070203131136
IdhrenCelegrusc	*Gets a gigantic hole blasted through his middle* Ouch.	20070203181540
Tac	all pipsi lovers accept the one standing on top of you.	20070204083155
IdhrenCelegrusc	Never!	20070204095743
Willow	*activates super anti-coke shield* Ha! I'm safe! You can't get me! You can't get me!	20070204100635
IdhrenCelegrusc	*Gets in the pepsi-coloured fully-opperational Death star that has no vent for you to blow it up with and shoots Matteo!*	20070204100751
Tac	*hops off Mateo's head*	20070204123922
Tac	oops! I forgot the second t	20070204124008
Willow	*drinks Pepsi*	20070204140727
Matteo	ok, i'll stop godmoding and go back to reality (that includes you reguba ) "yanks out coke saber with difficulty" uuunnnhhh! why won't my coke saber come out? "charges willow's super shield and gets inside" hahahaha! can't stop me know willow! "raises saber and strikes willow down"	20070204155723
IdhrenCelegrusc	You forget I just shot you with a deathstar sized pepsi ray!	20070204191519
Tac		20070204193925
IdhrenCelegrusc	*Reclines in his chair at the controls and drinks pepsi* Ah, pepsi, the drink of champions!	20070204194718
Matteo	i steered the laser out of the way with the rocket thrusters remember? besides, i stopped godmoding so now there isn't any laser at all with rockets, etc. i still struck willow down though...	20070205041122
Tac	Mt. Dew is better than pepsi!	20070205063216
IdhrenCelegrusc	Dude, if the laser could destroy an entire planet, a rocket wouldn't stop it.	20070205085900
Willow	Um...I'm kinda dying here...*snif* *snif* Nobody's comming to my rescue...*snif*	20070205095642
IdhrenCelegrusc	No you're not, I killed Matteo before he could take you down.	20070205095933
Willow	*didn't see that post* I'm alive!	20070205100332
IdhrenCelegrusc	PARTY ON THE PEPSI STAR!!! *Music starts playing and stormtroopers come in with food and drinks*	20070205101235
Willow	Party? Yay! I never get to go to parties!	20070205111646
IdhrenCelegrusc	*Orders twenty seven pepperoni pizzas, 20 sausage pizzas, and 40 cheese pizzas, oh, and 57 2 liters of pepsi products *	20070205113754
Willow	No Mushroom?	20070205121002
Tac	MUSHROOM! ugghhh!	20070205141928
Tac	also you forgot the bacon pizza.YAY!!! Mt. Dew!	20070205142041
IdhrenCelegrusc	Those three are the main pizzas. I'm not gonna' order 15 pizzas for just one person.	20070205150852
Willow	*likes Mushroom pizza* Mushroom's the best!	20070205153328
IdhrenCelegrusc	Pepperoni is the best!	20070205155514
Tac	bacon's the best	20070205172119
Matteo	supreme rules over all! supreme has everything	20070205180802
IdhrenCelegrusc	Ingredients I hate: Onions, tomatoes (but not tomato sauce), and peppers.	20070205190505
Tac	hey your not supposed to be here! *pies Matteo*	20070205194539
Matteo	mmm, i like pie! "pulls out deeper'n'ever'turnip'n'tater'betroot pie and pies tac" ha! take that! I hope you're a mole or a trencherbeast!	20070205195132
Matteo	oh yeah, i forgot. i infiltrated the pepsi people's headquarters and ruin their parties as much as possible.	20070205195225
IdhrenCelegrusc	*Storm troopers take Matteo off to be interrogated by a mind probe*	20070206101750
Tac	MAUHAHAHAHA! YOU SHALL NEVER SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY AGIAN! except one thing our prison is in a sun room. how is that? ... oh well. take him away!	20070206135347
Willow	lol. Hey, Matteo...beetroot has 2 "E"s in B<B>ee</B>troot....	20070206155850
Matteo	quiet willow! how dare you correct me as i'm being dragged off?! the mind probe won't work! you won't drag anything out of me! i won't talk even if you tickle me to death like badrang did to skalrag (martin the warrior, tv series)! I won't talk! I'll be like martin the warrior, my hero!	20070206172924
IdhrenCelegrusc	*Mind probe hypnotizes him in the middle of his sentence and all the coke side's secrets are printed out on a surprisingly long sheet of paper which is immediately put in a titanium strong box and sealed inside a ship that is inside a ship that is inside a ship and is sent to the pepsi headquarters. *	20070206174909
Matteo	you can't hypnotize me because... 1. mind probes can't hypnotize unless your GODMODING! 2. martin the warrior, or creatures influenced by martin the warrior can't be hypnotized. haven't you read pearls of lutra? 3. although martin the warrior may not have chosen me to be the next redwall champion he still is my favorite character and so he influences me in a sense. 4. i can't be hypnotized that easily	20070206175414
IdhrenCelegrusc	That's what a mind probe does! Besides, it uses chemicals and not weird eyes to do it.	20070206175850
Matteo	too bad, you can't hypnotize me 'cause martin the warriors helping me and i've never been too the coke HQ, i've always been out on the battle field! i have all the old stuff in my head if you want it. you don't need it though because it's already happened!	20070206180121
Matteo	too bad, you can't hypnotize me 'cause martin the warriors helping me and i've never been too the coke HQ, i've always been out on the battle field! i have all the old stuff in my head if you want it. you don't need it though because it's already happened!	20070206180140
IdhrenCelegrusc	Nice double post. And even with the old stuff we can get an idea of how the coke side operates. >:D	20070206190958
Willow		20070206195632
Matteo	you already know what we (mainly I) did. unless you are very unobservant and you didn't have the sense to remember your mistakes in previous victories by the coke side, then how could you gain any useful info. besides, as i said before YOU CAN'T HYPNOTIZE ME!! Martin the warriors helping me!	20070207041415
IdhrenCelegrusc	Anybody can be hypnotised. You can't change the way that chemicals react. Besides, it basically just copied every bit of data in your brain.	20070207135112
Willow		20070207162328
IdhrenCelegrusc	Being hypnotised just makes it easier. It can do it without the hynotization.	20070207170828
Willow		20070207171940
Birchpaw	All you need to do to avoid a mind probe is focus strongly on something. Heck, he's barely been in coke borders, he's busy cleaning the Pepsi blood off his boots in between battle. How dare you attack us when I'm not around! Oh, and for godmodding, Pepsi side gets a three post freeze, which will only be undone once all of their members post three non-spam posts on this topic. Good day to you all. *smiles at the frozen Pepsi people and helps Matteo* They look so good like that...	20070207185813
IdhrenCelegrusc	How can focusing on something reverse a scan of your entire brain?! All it did was analyze your brain and copy all the information in your head, but now, back to the party!	20070207193325
Tac	*drinks Mt. Dew*	20070207202140
IdhrenCelegrusc	*DJ gets up on a stand and starts mix'n it up with pepsi records*	20070208070853
Matteo	1. thanks birchpaw 2. hypnotizing me with chemicals is godmoding 3. you can't copy the memories in somebody's brain, tech not there yet. (godmoding) 4. just because you try to hypnotize me doesn't mean you succeeded	20070208151010
IdhrenCelegrusc	Lol, if we can use starwars stuff than we can copy information. Besides, there's a party here so have fun!	20070208173820
Matteo	hmmm, i'll join the party but your stormtroopers might not want me to have a fun time.	20070208175726
IdhrenCelegrusc	Lol *Tells the storm troopers to go and tell Luke about the party* He's on the pepsi side.	20070208190347
Matteo	tells the stormtroopers to "tell" luke about the party? "spray everybody inside with coke while prancing around"	20070209034326
Willow	*drinks Pepsi*	20070209090247
IdhrenCelegrusc	*Stormtroopers confiscate the coke* 'Didn't we tell you to leave all your weapons and poisons at the door?!'	20070209102827
Willow	*wishes Don Tequila served Pepsi instead of Coke* Oh, well. They have AWESOME beans! *loves Don Tequila Mexican Restaurant Bar and Grill*	20070209122107
Anonymouse	Don Tequila Mexican Restaurant Bar and Grill loves you too.	20070209152805
IdhrenCelegrusc	I wish McDonalds serves Pepsi!	20070209152824
Matteo	coke isn't a poison, as to a weapon that can be debatable. if you really want to know what a potent poison is then ask the pepsi company for the recipe for the pepsi soda!	20070209164354
Tac		20070209202320
IdhrenCelegrusc	If it's a poison then heck I'll die happy! *Chugs a two-liter of wild-cherry pepsi*	20070209214818
Matteo	hmmmm, i think i'll have to bring my own drinks "whips out a sierra mist" let's start the party!	20070210014025
Tac	just as long as it's not coke.	20070210072328
IdhrenCelegrusc	Or a coke product.	20070210090427
Matteo	"whips out sprite and 7-up" i'll drink whatever i like thank you! "chugs sierra mist" i'm on the SSM7-U team and i'll drink one of them! (i prefer sierra mist, i don't know why)	20070210090744
IdhrenCelegrusc	*Matteo is escorted out by a platoon of stormtroopers and launched back to earth via escape pod*	20070210091339
Matteo	'ello reguba! why'd you kick me out? SIERRA MIST is a PEPSI PRODUCT (i t'ink) "knocks reguba a good one on the head"	20070210091520
IdhrenCelegrusc	Lol, because you brought in a coke product! Any coke product is a violation of the Pepsi Star's code of health.	20070210091728
Matteo	hmmm, too bad! i like lemon-lime sodas. I brought sierra mist didn't i?	20070210101846
IdhrenCelegrusc	Yes, but the bringing of a coke product canceled out your right to be here, however much pepsi products you brought. Sorry, it's standard procedure.	20070210150143
Matteo	"bops reguba a good one on the head" well, come and get me then!	20070210150507
IdhrenCelegrusc	I can't, you're on a collision course for the earth. You'll be just fine.	20070210150612
Matteo	i turned the escape pod around and know i'm back inside the pepsistar. oh, i forgot. i neutralized all your personnel, which includes both bionic and robotic personnel. Now it's just you, me, and the other members of the pepsi side! bwahahaha! you can call me a terrorist! "reveals detonator in hand"	20070210150820
Sunstripe	"Terrorist Retrival" Unit appears from nowhere and ties Matteo to a chair, after beating valued coke secrets out of him. So There!	20070210161702
IdhrenCelegrusc	Escape pods don't have controls so you couldn't turn it around in any case!	20070210184825
Matteo	yes you can, escape pods have to have controls or else your escape pod might "escape" right into an enemy ship. also, sunstripe, you can't beat coke secrets out of me, i'm a mercenary! And badrang couldn't beat anything out of Martin the Warrior, so neither will you! ha!	20070210225143
Sunstripe	"Terrorist Retrival" Unit appears from nowhere and ties Matteo to a chair anyway. Thet then throw the chair into the airlock chamber. YOU'RE DOOMED!	20070211061831
IdhrenCelegrusc	Dude, pods from the Pepsi Star don't have controls. Period. I know because I designed the pepsi star.	20070211083040
Willow		20070211151423
IdhrenCelegrusc	Well it's true! I designed it at age 10 and with thousands of workers at age 15 there it is!	20070211151727
Sunstripe	yup, that Reguba, he's a genius...	20070211164038
Matteo	reguba's a genius? well i got 14 Ph.D.'s at the age of 2! take that! hahahahaha! i'm a houdini too. "gets out of chair and airlock" you can't stop me! "finds bomb and detonates it in pepsi star inside it's power generator"	20070212040146
Matteo	reguba's a genius? well i got 14 Ph.D.'s at the age of 2! take that! hahahahaha! i'm a houdini too. "gets out of chair and airlock" you can't stop me! "finds bomb and detonates it in pepsi star inside it's power generator"	20070212040216
IdhrenCelegrusc	It's out for repairs. Besides, how could you get out of an escape pod that has crashlanded somewhere on earth and immediately be on the pepsi star?! Even [b]I[/b] don't godmode that much!	20070212070108
Matteo	you don't godmode that much! if you don't godmode that much, then i'm a monkey's uncle! Oh, hi brewster. brewster my nephew, he's a monkey	20070212212240
Sunstripe	since everyone else is godmodding... Army of Wer appears from thin air and Wwerw throws Matteo back on the earth, followed by his godmodding-proof, super-trained army of ninjas, stormtroopers, bullet-proof kangaroos, and smurfs, lots and lots of smurfs.	20070213064155
IdhrenCelegrusc	Thank you Sunstripe.	20070213100959
Matteo	fine! that's it! i'm finished with godmoding and this post! "creeps back to post on here" ok, fine, i'll stop godmoding if certain other people stop godmoding! "glares at reguba"	20070213111346
Sunstripe	*Glares at sunstripe*	20070213150205
Willow	why are you glaring at yourself?	20070213165236
IdhrenCelegrusc	HOW AM I GODMODING IF I'M JUST STATING THE DESIGN OF A BATTLE-STATION [i]I[/i] DESIGNED?!?!?!?!?!?!	20070213171123
Willow	wow, okay...*plugs her ears so she doesn't go deaf*	20070213172621
IdhrenCelegrusc	Oh, sorry about that. *Puts down the bull horn attached to the end of a bullhorn attached to the end of a bullhorn etc. etc.*	20070213174040
Matteo	can we please go back to the original subject? "squirts everybody with coke"	20070214040803
IdhrenCelegrusc	You can't, we're miles above the earth in the pepsi star having a party!	20070214101541
Birchpaw	Actually, you're not. You've crash-landed somewhere on Planet Kozexquvo B, and the Natives, a Fanta people, are enraged. You are slowly being dissolved away. Pleasure doing business with you. *wears the cloth of the fire rat*	20070214144822
Willow	ha! You're godmoding! And a battle-station wouldn't just fall out of space. It'd take a pretty huge attack to make that happen (I didn't see any attack, did you, Reguba?), and even then it probably wouldn't happen because gravity doesn't exist in space!	20070214165208
IdhrenCelegrusc	No I didn't see the attack. And actually you're wrong Willow. Gravity is the attraction between to objects of mass. The bigger mass will have the stronger attraction then the smaller mass, which is why we revolve around the sun instead of vice versa.	20070214171547
Matteo	Stop godmoding! no pepsi star! we all start back on the ground with coke/pepsi sabers ok?!	20070214182217
IdhrenCelegrusc	No way! I built the pepsi star besides, it's "half time". I guess you cola people can come to the party too, just no poisoning the drinks.	20070215101211
Birchpaw	There's no battle, really. If they want to forfeit a third time, it's fine with us. Let's go have a Coke party! It'll be better than Pepsi, cause we have Ramen!!!	20070215124351
Matteo	go coke! "ditches pepsi party" i hope you brought a lemon-lime drink!	20070215151816
Sunstripe	*steals birchpaw's ramen, again.* look what I've got! NOODLES!!(or ramen)	20070215153845
Matteo	"snatches ramen from sunstripe" didn't your mom ever teach you? NO STEALING!!!! unless you are farming someone	20070215163852
IdhrenCelegrusc	We'll never defeat! It's just half time. *Pizza is soon gone*	20070215181525
Matteo	"stuffs face like 1000 fighting hares in the middle of a 12 season famine" gromff, smurch, fworp... BURP!	20070216041252
IdhrenCelegrusc	Lol.	20070216085504
Matteo	what? why you laughing? you SHOULD know what 12 hungry hares stuffing food down their faces during a 12 season famine looks like! if you're the cook, then it's a living nightmare!	20070216160824
Matteo	sorry, 1000 hares!	20070216160936
Willow	...	20070216194011
Tac	*drinks Mt. Dew*	20070217072820
Matteo	"snatches tac's mt. dew and chugs what's left"mmmm, good...	20070217090647
Tac	it's a Pepsi product.	20070217100219
Birchpaw	Matteo...*gives him an antidote* HOW DARE YOU INSULT RAMEN BY CALLING THEM COMMON NOODLES!!!!!!!! *uses Tsukuyomi on Sunstripe, driving him insane in a matter of seconds*	20070217194608
Matteo	oh,... thanks birchpaw. "pulls out coke saber" charge!!!!!! "charges at the pepsi people and lays about them with coke saber"	20070217224918
Sunstripe	*shakes it off, and returns fire with Kaze no Yiaba*	20070218073032
Matteo	do you even understand what you posted sunstripe? "bops all the pepsi people good ones on their heads"	20070218145529
Birchpaw	*pulls out sword and reflects Kaze no Yiaba with Bakuryuha*	20070218155439
IdhrenCelegrusc	...*Goes off to get a translator*	20070218164004
Willow	...	20070218172650
IdhrenCelegrusc	I can't understand a word they say.	20070218172818
Birchpaw	Konnichi wa.	20070218184419
Matteo	me neither, it's all japanese to me i think i'll go and play "Shoot out" and go and shoot some people	20070218211857
Willow		20070219133408
Matteo	why are you rolling your eyes at me?	20070219142923
Ambershine	And now, fighting for the almighty coke, EternalEbony, aka NinjaMaster, arrives. With a ninja bunny on her shoulder, of course. *Attacks pepsi with cokesaber*	20070219145723
Birchpaw	(See Pepsi, THAT'S a proper entrance) *waves to EE* Let us toast these waffles who think they can beat Coke! *invades wherevertheheck they are and swings Cokesaber at Reguba and Anony*	20070219150608
Ambershine	*Shakes an over-carbonated, sealed coke bottle vigorously, then throws it randomly into the pepsi troops before continuing to attack with my cokesaber* Die, pepsi scum! *Ninja Bunny Squeaks a battle cry*	20070219150954
Birchpaw	*godmodes and stabs Reguba, knowing fully that he'll godmode his way out of it*	20070219151904
Ambershine	*Attacks whoever the ninja fox person brightfire told me about on another forum is with a cokesaber*	20070219152935
Matteo	wow, you guys are really out for blood! (by the way, welcome EE) blood and vinegar! chaaarrrrggggeeee! *hacks at everything that looks like pepsi at sight* die pepsi lovers! die! *pulls out coke machine gun and "let 'er rips!"*	20070219153258
Ambershine	*Tosses shurikans made of year-old cafeteria meatloaf at pepsi as a distraction* That's right, we're ready to obliterate pepsi! (By the way, thanks for the welcome!)	20070219155420
Birchpaw	They guy who thinks he can defeat you is Reguba/IdhrenCelegrusc. The Thoughtful Swift Fox. Who thinks he knows Japan. His Nihon-fu is weak!	20070219162120
IdhrenCelegrusc	*Sits down in the stadium in a thoughtful pose while bleeding* I still can't understand what you're saying and I'm in some measure grateful for that.	20070219174256
Ambershine	I, EE, created the ninja bunnies. Brightfire claims you think you can defeat the ninja bunnies with ninja foxes. Therefore, YOU SHALL FAIL! *Attacks with cokesaber*	20070219180249
IdhrenCelegrusc	*Millions of Ninja-Foxes (which are ten times better than ninja bunnies, being tertiary consumers [b]and[/b] secondary consumers and bigger and faster) and attacks simultaneously, staunching his wounds with mud as he goes*	20070219185136
Matteo	"materializes out of a mist that suddenly appears in front of reguba" aha! "chops reguba in two with coke saber knowing that reguba will godmode himself out of danger"	20070220040236
IdhrenCelegrusc	*Upper half of body trips Matteo, making him fall back into the ranks of ninja foxes which quickly execute him and Reguba's Upper body continues along. *	20070220071058
Ambershine	*Stares at Reguba* And I thought being called 'Ninja Bunny Queen' made me angry... *Bursts into flames* DIE GODMODDER, AND YOUR INFINITE ARMIES! *Two thousand Ninja Bunnies attack the ninja foxes* You've severely angered me now. Godmodding ninja foxes in their endless numbers, and a godmodding commander of them... I'm so angry that there is no way for me to possibly say how angry I am.	20070220150230
Matteo	reguba, i chopped you in half from head to toe, so you don't have an upper body by the way, DEATH TO NINJA FOXES!!!! "slices through 50 foxes with one swing"	20070220150547
Sade	*Sade arrives on her noble and just Coke-can* Fear me evil-doers! For I have come to bring the fist of the coke Gods down upon your heads! *Takes out coke saber and prepares for battle*	20070220154610
Matteo	huzzah! sade has come to help us! hooray! "runs to back up sade and give her some advice"	20070220160017
Birchpaw	Reguba, did I ever mention that you're dead? *helps Matteo out of the foxes onto a PiePod, then floats just out of their reach* *IOP Pie Tech© upgrades the Ninja Bunnies' equipment* w00t	20070220160056
Birchpaw	Reguba, did I ever mention that you're dead? *helps Matteo out of the foxes onto a PiePod, then floats just out of their reach* *IOP Pie Tech© upgrades the Ninja Bunnies' equipment* w00t	20070220160130
Ambershine	*Ninja Bunnies thank IOP for the upgrades before continuing the battle against pepsi*	20070220164240
Sade	Sade has always been with you! She just didn't notice this topic until Brightfire asked why she wasn't talking...	20070220165343
Birchpaw	*me gives Sade a muffin and a PiePod* Wanna hear the StUpid thing Pepsi pulled this time?	20070220170444
Ambershine	*Shrugs* Sure, why not? *Gives Sade a sword made from a pointy carrot*	20070220171317
Birchpaw	There's a cola war like this in the fox-ninja-godmodder's alliance. They've officially lost there. Seriously, the godmodding is so bad. They can't accept that they're pretty much suspended for the season. So I leave. THE IDIOT DROPS A FREAKIN ROCK ON MY HEAD, AND THINKS THEY'VE WON!!! *makes attempt to calm down and fails*	20070220174025
Ambershine	Ick. Evil godmodders. EVIL GODMODDERS! *Bursts into flames*	20070220175434
Birchpaw	Then they assume we drive cars. x.x Honestly. I'm beginning to detest this. EE knows I take my fights seriously. What would you people do if I were to vanish next season, hmm?	20070220180941
IdhrenCelegrusc	*Foxes look down at their leader* "Man, what a way to go!" says one. *Foxes leave, sealing off the building so the coke side dies of lack of Oxygen and go for pizza, beating each other up as they argue what kind to get. * And I said transportation, I didn't say cars.	20070220190216
Anonymouse	I had pepsi today. Therefore the day was awesome. *kills coke*	20070220202330
Matteo	"jumps from behind a pepsi bottle and stabs anony with a coke dagger in the hear" ha! take that pepsi scum!	20070221040526
Ambershine	ACK! GODMODDING! THE PAIN< THE PAIN! *Goes into a berserk rage with cokesaber*	20070221164839
Matteo	"grabs EE and injects him with a tranquilizer" calm down sir! "injects 3 gallons of tranquilizer"	20070222040725
IdhrenCelegrusc	*Ninja foxes use their killed leader's dna to form a clone of his, with growth acceleration*	20070222102446
Matteo	GODMODING!!!! c'mon reguba... although that was a good way to get out of my post i'm not encouraging you though even though i'm complenting you	20070222141349
Birchpaw	1-EE is a she. 2-She's on our side, let her go into a berserk rage. 3-Reguba...cut it out before I'm forced to blackmail you. You know I can. =|	20070222161158
Ambershine	*Runs from tranquilizer and continues with berserk rage against pepsi* DIE, GODMODDERS!	20070222165316
Birchpaw	*begins slicing through the foxes*	20070222165615
Ambershine	*Continues slicing foxes, while Demonic Flaming Ninja Bunnies fight with me*	20070222170219
IdhrenCelegrusc	*Foxes laugh at the other foxes that get cut down* *Reguba wonders what happened to them when he gave them that vacation they'd been nagging him about...*	20070222170253
Birchpaw	*glances* Did you understand that??? [i]No.[/i] Well...oh well. *hews through more foxes, then goes up on PiePod and begins cherrybombing*	20070222200153
Matteo	attack!!!!! "grabs a coke mace and chain out of thin air" hahahaha! squishing time! "twirls mace 'n chain faster and faster in the air" death to pepsi! Sssstttttoooonnnnneeeeewwwwwoooooooddddddddd!!!!!!! "charges at the ninja foxes and sends them flying"	20070223042107
Ambershine	*Throws year-old meatloaf at the ninja foxes* It didn't start out so fuzzy and green a year ago...	20070223143310
IdhrenCelegrusc	*Foxes decide to actually take their jobs seriously and attack disguising themselves as their opponents, so their opponents can't tell who is who*	20070223152009
Ambershine	Demon Ninja Bunny 1: Hey, the imposters have artificial flames, otherwise the costumes would burn up! Now, we can tell them apart! Attack! *Flaming Ninja Bunnies attack the imposters*	20070223170504
IdhrenCelegrusc	*Foxes throw wave after wave of projectiles, making it physically impossible to evade them unless you hid behind somebody else *	20070223171138
Matteo	"charges into the midst of the GODMODER owned foxes" hahahah! 's death on the wind! blood and vinegar! eulaliaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!! "foxes fly like little birdies in a gale/hurricane "	20070223193037
IdhrenCelegrusc	*Wonders how Matteo could keep going when he's impaled with so many throwing knives...*	20070223193545
Matteo	the mace and chain knocks away the knives, besides, making so many foxes throwing knives is SO godmoding! i guess i'm kinda godmoding but i have super coke armor which protects me	20070223193954
Ambershine	*Wonders why Reguba is not offended by being called a godmodder*	20070223195237
Anonymouse	GodmodE, not godmod. *kills everyone on the side of Coke with a nuke so they can never come back to life and Pepsi wins by default.*	20070223195559
Matteo	well, he IS a godmoder! besides, he's been called one for a while.	20070223195627
Ambershine	On many sites I go to, it's Godmod. Wikipedia says it can be both. Anyway *Attacks pepsi with cokesaber*	20070223201457
Matteo	right EE, lets go get 'em! charge!!!! "charges the pepsi side, again, with coke mace 'n chain"	20070223203842
IdhrenCelegrusc	Dude, if there's at least a hundred knives going at you, nobody'd be able to dodge all of them. You'd be hit by some, yet you seem to keep going as if it's no big deal. I'd call [b]that[/b] godmoding.	20070223210014
Sunstripe	*re-entering this battle, sunstripe notices only one thing...THE APPARENT LACK OF DISIPLINE IN CONTROLLING YOUR HOLY SPAM POWERS!!* Therefore, as per my instuctions as a member of the High Council of Spam, I take all Godmodding powers away from this post. To acomplish this feat, I shall use the largest display of Godmodding this forum has ever seen...await my next post....	20070223212436
Sunstripe	* a giant blue bubble appears around Sunstripe as he floats into the air. When he is hovoring several miles above the ground, the bunnies and foxes disapear in a purple puff of smoke. After that, lightning desends from the blue orb, effectivly frying the godmodes out of all... Sunstripe returns to the earth.	20070223212954
IdhrenCelegrusc	*Reguba's clone tackles Sunstripe and a fight commences, though all the other guys see is a dust cloud with bricks occassionally surfacing!*	20070223213157
Sunstripe	...	20070223213525
Matteo	Ok, i promise to not godmode if REGUBA doesn't! ok? (that includes anony, sunstripe, and any other pepsi person)	20070223224218
Ambershine	The ninja bunnies are not godmodders, as they are an army of limited numbers (About 2000 total, although not all of them go into battle at the same time). They do not have ultra-invincible superpowers, just their flames and carrot-katanas. And only 200 in the total army are flaming. the others are simply specially trained rabbits. How is that godmodding? I only godmod when others say 'I do blah blah blah so that you cannot dodge no matter what and blah blah blah is fatal unless you dodge' Then, I ignore the post, because otherwise the opponent would win because of GODMODDING, which I despise, and do not want to lose because of.	20070224071938
IdhrenCelegrusc	I didn't godmode! I said I threw knives. Matteoed' be hit by at least one of them.	20070224074227
Matteo	sorry EE, i wasn't saying you were godmoding, i was refering to someone else "coughregubacough" i did get hit by a knife but i had special coke armor remember? (armor-a protective layer,usually of metal, that protects the wearer from a form of weapon)	20070224133705
IdhrenCelegrusc	Lol. All weapons, techniques and attacks I assume.	20070224134058
Matteo	just... nvm!	20070224140750
Birchpaw	Reguba. IT'S GODMODDING TO THROW 100 KNIVES AT ONCE. Just thought I'd point that out. Unless you happen to have 100 hands. Then you're a weirdo who is in the wrong universe. In that case. *Reguba's race of 100-armed weirdos take him back to his own planet* You can dodge 100 knives if they're thrown normally. By a normal, Two-handed person. Trust me, I've done it before. You cannot gusguise yourself as a Ninja Bunny. I've tried that before, too! Tsk. Now. ... [i]Are you done?[/i] Yep. *continues cherrybombing*	20070224141453
Matteo	"creeps behind birchpaw and steals some cherries" mmmm, i likes a good cherry, i does... mmmm, tastes nice 'n juicy yum yum P.S. like the vermin accent?	20070224141810
Birchpaw	O_o I wouldn't do that, they're very hot, flying at a high speed, and I'm in midair. How did you get up here? o_O	20070224142249
Matteo	i have no idea, besides, i like cherries. oh well, if i explode from eating too many cherries then at least i'll die filling me stomach	20070224143248
Birchpaw	*gives Matteo a cherry PiePod* Then float up here and help me cheerybomb the Pepsi.	20070224143945
IdhrenCelegrusc	Brighty, didn't you read the last couple pages where I had like 100 foxes with me?! Or do you just not like to read?	20070224153053
Birchpaw	You said YOU threw them, not you and your godmodding army.	20070224153406
Birchpaw	And according to you, it was 1,000,000 Which, it itself, is godmodding.	20070224153505
Anonymouse	*sigh* Grammatically speaking it's GodmodE, because it's a verb derived from a noun, that noun being "Godmode", which is commonly used to denote invincibility.	20070224153825
Anonymouse	*sigh* Grammatically speaking it's GodmodE, because it's a verb derived from a noun, that noun being "Godmode", which is commonly used to denote invincibility.	20070224153826
Matteo	anony... i don't care thanks birchpaw! "floats above pepsi and cherry bombs them"	20070224160107
IdhrenCelegrusc	Gosh, my bad. Just trying to have fun on CQ. If that's a crime then shoot me now.	20070224174819
Matteo	ok! :kill: :vermindeath:	20070224184309
IdhrenCelegrusc	*Walks around clutching his wound and overaggagerating his death scene* I'LL COME BACK AND KILL YOU ALL! Just like Qui-Gon Jinn when they chose him to be the voice of Aslan.	20070224185444
Matteo	oh please be quiet and die! "stabs reguba multiple times like in the movies"	20070224214444
Sunstripe	*stabs Matteo with reguba*	20070224214710
Matteo	hey! that's not nice! i don't even think that's possible! "sways slowly, then falls to the ground muttering unintelligibly"	20070224215305
Willow	...	20070225083310
IdhrenCelegrusc	Alas! To live, or not to live, that is the question!...*Question is decide for him when he's hit in the head by a brick from the audience. *	20070225084159
Willow	You like getting hit in the head with hard, blunt objects, don't you?	20070225084612
IdhrenCelegrusc	No, it's just a common thing in food fights.	20070225084708
Matteo	"picks up brick that hit reguba" it's common eh? "bashes brick into reguba's head repeatedly"	20070225163913
IdhrenCelegrusc	*Can't feel it because he and God are at that moment conspiring on whether to hit Matteo with lightning*	20070225181325
Birchpaw	Brick is not food. *mass of steaming hot cherries knock Reguba out of the sky* *thinks up a really bad song parody* Honestly, Coke team is Lightning protected. [i]I saw to that.[/i]	20070226144404
IdhrenCelegrusc	*The Hoover Dam breaks and drowns the coke side, while the pepsi side go kayaking!*	20070226155919
Birchpaw	*climbs out and watches Reguba falling* You're falling now Falling from the sky The rush of air Soon you're gonna hit the ground I bet you're really wishing now that you learned how to fly But now you're gonna die.	20070226171531
Birchpaw	Besides, it's not here...it's like, thousands of miles that way.	20070226171745
IdhrenCelegrusc	*Laughs at Brighty's post* You should send that to Pillar. *Lands on the roof of a Boeing 707 and hops in*	20070226193111
Matteo	"disguises himself and sits in the same boeing 707" i am a terrorist! hahahaha! die! "pulls back shirt to reveal bomb and detonates it inside plane"	20070227021647
IdhrenCelegrusc	*Passengers are seen falling out of the plane with hair singed* *Reguba pulls the string and his parachute comes out of the back-pack-thingy it comes out of. *	20070227153224
Matteo	"jumps out of burning plane on top of reguba's parachute" hahaha! you will never get away alive! "laughs dementedly and drenches reguba with gasoline and lights him and his parachute on fire" what a pity it's going to be a hot cloudless sky! "evil grin"	20070227160959
IdhrenCelegrusc	*Laughs at Matteo while reattatching his air mask* There's not enough oxygen to sustain a fire here! *Watches fire go out and Matteo suffocate while thinking up a new plan to not die*	20070227164507
Willow	Wow you guys are kinda violent.	20070227172058
IdhrenCelegrusc	Well, they won't let me get extreme, so I had to go for violent.	20070227174831
Matteo	i'm not that stupid either "reaches into bag and puts on oxygen mask" thanks for telling me reguba! "waits until reguba is withing 2000 feet of the ground and lights him up like a roman candle" hooray! fireworks!	20070228040246
IdhrenCelegrusc	*Grabs portable fire extinguisher and lights matteo on fire with greek fire! muhahahaha!*	20070228194033
Willow	Ooh...Can that stuff even be put out?	20070228195251
Matteo	1. i does exist but nobody knows how to make it 2. no it cannot be put out (i think) but the ingredients for making it has been wiped off the face of this earth 3. how can you have a portable fire extinguisher 8000 feet in the air?! it's too heavy to carry! there's no point in using it! 4. "watches reguba still burn like a piece of charcoal soaked in fire starter"	20070301032057
Sunstripe	stabs Matteo for being logical.	20070301161740
Matteo	aaahhh! hey, why'd you do that? there aren't enough people who think logically in this forum so don't kill the few that do!	20070301164939
IdhrenCelegrusc	*Crash lands into the fantasea, putting out the flames with water*	20070302164640
Matteo	YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BURNT TO DEATH!!! THERE'S NOTHING LEFT OF YOU! YOU'RE ALL DUST AND ASHES SLOWLY FLOATING TO THE GROUND!!!! WHY AREN'T YOU DEAD????	20070303002252
mynameisbob	I think he a mummy or somthing	20070303152150
Matteo	he IS a mummy... use correct grammar! and no! he isn't a mummy, at least he's not supposed to be one!	20070303212733
IdhrenCelegrusc	Now look who's godmoding! [i]You[/i] don't decide when I die, that's not your job. Your job is to come up with more things that are impossible to get out of while condeming us for the same thing while you try to use that to claim victory for your hypocritical side. I sure hope you're proud Matteo.	20070304054603
Matteo	i am, after reading so many of your godmoding posts, i've forgotten what is godmoding and what isn't.	20070304145617
Tac	*kills every coke lover with pepsi*	20070304161538
IdhrenCelegrusc	See, that was a demonstration of what [i]not[/i] to do. *Scowls at Tac*	20070304173447
Tac	*scowls back*	20070304200908
Matteo	"scowls at both tac AND reguba and bonks them a good one with a glass bottle of coke"	20070305024132
IdhrenCelegrusc	*Crouches down and kicks Matteo a good one right on the stomach*	20070305101805
mynameisbob	*Points and laughs at everyone injuured*	20070305173916
IdhrenCelegrusc	*Reprimands Bob for his bad spelling*	20070305193610
Matteo	"smiles and scolds reguba for telling mynameisbob off and for kicking me, and bops reguba another good one"	20070305204223
Tac	*belts Metteo a good one on the bonce*	20070306062459
mynameisbob	*starts beating IdhrenCelegrusc with a baseball bat. Then laughs more.*	20070306064429
mynameisbob	*then also decides to beat matteo with a fire poker*	20070306065819
IdhrenCelegrusc	*Gets the bloodrath, grabs a huge sword, and starts lopping off heads*	20070306083830
Willow	*crouches down* Not mine, I hope!	20070306172930
IdhrenCelegrusc	*Everything suddenly goes OOC and the audience sees that this is all being done by several kids, namely the characters, on a PS3 *	20070306173935
Tac	yourself	20070306195558
Matteo	NO! NO PS3!!!!! they're too expensive "gets the bloodrath like reguba, takes out an enormous battle axe and goes after mynameisbob for whacking me"	20070307022825
mynameisbob	*ducks under the the axe trips matteo and forces him under a gilliteen wich chopes his head off* (i know i know i spelled gilliteen wrong)	20070307062439
IdhrenCelegrusc	*Grabs bob and throws him off the top of mountain they are on and watches his body flop around down the mountain*	20070307101941
mynameisbob	*months go by recoving from 6 broken ribs a broken arm 2 broken legs. finally tracks down IdhrenCelegrusc and stuffs him in a nuclear reactor chamber and waches him disinigrate*	20070307153056
IdhrenCelegrusc	*Particles reassemble with the help of some chemicals from the same plant and kills Bob*	20070307163823
Birchpaw	*shoots an atom of antimatter at Reguba* Bye bye. *teleports in a burst of flame* BOOOOOOM!!!!!!! *Reguba blows up* You can really get some Godmodding ideas from listening to confusing people argue.	20070307185828
Tac	*wacthes from a high tower*	20070307195500
Matteo	"creeps up behind tac and pushes him off" bye bye tac! "pushes MNIB (mynameisbob) into a chipper" try recover from that!	20070308041443
IdhrenCelegrusc	*Reguba enters into heaven and watches the continuing fight from the 1000 in. plasma screen tv he has in his mansion*	20070308101818
IdhrenCelegrusc	*Jesus walks in* Hey, watcha' watching? Reguba: The fight! *Both grab chips, dip, and soda's and cheer on the pepsi side while waving their foam fingers*	20070308101923
mynameisbob	* still has one arm not chipped and reassembles himself with super glue. then turns to canablism and eats matteo because mynameisbob is hungry from putting himself together (it took a while)*	20070308154821
mynameisbob	so what would happen if i mixed coke and pepsi	20070308163949
Matteo	reguba, don't treat God like that! i'm a Christian man (teenager actually) and mnib, when i do a job, i do it well and completely so you don't have an unchippered arm.	20070308164640
Birchpaw	*Glares at Reguba* That has to be one of the weirdest things I've seen you do. [i]Whatever, he's dead, I'll capture him later. Now...[/i] Good point. FOR COKE!!!	20070308165151
mynameisbob	fine i dont have an unchiped arm so then a kid picked up all my chpped pieces and brought me home like a puzzle then put the pieces togerther with super glue then i came to find you and eat you out of canablism happy?	20070308172444
mynameisbob	i have created poke... pepsi + coke = poke so no one can bomb me or spray pepsi or coke ant me for i am bolth i am .....poke who ever wants to like- join poke is free to join in the pokeness	20070308174604
IdhrenCelegrusc	Lol, he and I weren't swearing, if that's what you mean. And I don't think Jesus is a guy who [i]likes[/i] to have fun with those who follow him. I'm sure he'll join in with basketball or whatever sport we'll play in heaven. Don't get me wrong, I'm a christian too, I just don't think he's a guy who likes to kill people, in fact, the bible says he doesn't.	20070308180600
Matteo	i know, i just don't think it's very respectful to use His name so flipently (i think it's spelled wrong), and mnib, that's cheating AND godmoding to be on both sides at the same time, you can be a mercenary like i was before i got attacked by... was it willow? i can't remember..	20070308193859
mynameisbob	have you ever gone to like mc donelds and mixed coke dr pepper and other stuff... its kinda like that im only getting a bottle of coke and pepsi mixing them and i like it better than coke or pepsi by themselves	20070309093540
IdhrenCelegrusc	Lol, I think mixing Root Beer and Doctor Pepper is the best combination.	20070309105909
IdhrenCelegrusc	And don't worry, I have a lot of respect for God. My dad's also a pastor doncha' know.	20070309105955
Sunstripe	...the poke implodes. The science to follow.	20070309154109
Sunstripe	okay we'll start with pepsi. The ingredients are as follows(I'm alowed a bit of poetic licence): Good Taste Cheerfullness Sugar essence of the human spirit(only the good part)	20070309154506
Sunstripe	now for the coke: -Good Taste -Cheerfullness -Sugar essence of the human spirit(only the bad part)	20070309154545
Sunstripe	therefore, the foul concoction, dare I say, Witch's Brew implodes. All very simple. There are only two sides here. You are either for us or against us....	20070309154834
IdhrenCelegrusc	PEPSI RULES!	20070309174616
Willow	*wants music* I can't find my style! It's horrible! And I'm not allowed to explore...I don't know why...	20070309182236
IdhrenCelegrusc	That stinks.	20070309190248
Tac	has anybody heard of Nickel Creek?	20070309205239
Matteo	no, and if you pepsi lovers are really so fanatical, you should go the the pepsi facility and watch what they put in. stuff like dead rats, toe nails, etc.	20070310021806
IdhrenCelegrusc	Oh, you mean the stuff they put in the vats they send to the coke employees?	20070310075157
mynameisbob	fine i like pepsi	20070310082022
IdhrenCelegrusc	Good, one more member for the good side.	20070310110056
IdhrenCelegrusc	Good, one more member for the good side.	20070310110105
mynameisbob	pepsi tastes better anyway	20070310123057
Birchpaw	O_o Wait, how do we get 'Good' out of that? Oh well. I guess the side effect is disillusional behavior. *continues hovering above the forces cherrybombing them* -IOP upgrades Coke's weaponry. Unit 876 joins the fighting on the west side.	20070310130054
IdhrenCelegrusc	*Everybody in heaven, including his 2 grandma's (bless their souls!) groan in dissappointment*	20070310140909
Matteo	down with pepsi! "gets into a super bomber and napalms all the pepsi"	20070310181824
IdhrenCelegrusc	*Gets a stunning revelation that will demoralize the coke side* I just realized something! There is no heaven for the coke side! Up here, pepsi's the only thing served! *Half of the pepsi guys show up in heaven* "Sorry we're late" *They are joined by all the ninja foxes who died valiantly in the fight*	20070310182207
Matteo	one thing, they don't serve soft drinks in heaven. they only serve wine. don't you know reguba? i would have thought you would, or maybe you just didn't read that part in the Bible.	20070310185909
IdhrenCelegrusc	*Wonders* What part is that?	20070311063731
Sunstripe	ummmm.....there isn't any such place.	20070311171703
Sunstripe	**part	20070311171724
Sunstripe	oh, and Birchpaw, where did you aim the anti- matter?	20070311171841
Birchpaw	At Reguba. And it probably blew up much around him. Reguba, are you sure of where you went? Sounds a bit weird. I dream of a place where red and blue live in perfect harmony. Which...erm...is probably not going to happen.	20070314164233
IdhrenCelegrusc	Yup. And btw, you can't kill things in heaven. Even if we did get blown up, where're we gonna' go? Heaven? Lol!	20070314200428
Matteo	sorry about my statement, there is wine, water, and other drinks drunk in the ancient Bible times in heaven, still no pepsi i'm glad to say	20070315034323
Matteo	ooc: btw, i have nothing against pepsi, i'd drink pepsi as well as coke, it's just 'cause i'm on the coke side that i post the stuff	20070315034408
Tac	Pepsi and Coke are going to live in harmony. just the Pepsi people are going to be richer.	20070315060843
mynameisbob	yea pepsi $$$	20070315064705
IdhrenCelegrusc	And less thirsty! Besides, everybody's mansion up there is basically all they'd ever want right? Well, mine'll have a room that has a never ending stockpile of pepsi! That and a 102" plasma screen tv.	20070315065510
Matteo	let's get back to the battle now... "pulls out chainsaw" hahaha! it's the pepsi chainsaw massacre! hehehehe!	20070315150631
mynameisbob	matteo forgot to read the chainsaw oil mixture intructions *chainsaw blows up in matteos face*	20070315150817
Matteo	ouch! that hurt! "goes to the hospital and gets fixed up" all better now! i found a chainsaw and this time i read the instructions! "starts slicing mnib up"	20070315151301
mynameisbob	*runs to hospital before compleatly sliceld then goes and has a chainsaw war with matteo... then it gets old so i shoot matteo in the face with a shotgun and matteo dies* ( ha your dead) (youd have to godmode to get out of this)	20070315151614
Matteo	no i don't! "goes to ER where the doctors resuscitates me and fixes me up" hahaha! take that!	20070315152605
IdhrenCelegrusc	*Everybody in heaven groans* Even I wasn't that bad!	20070315171750
mynameisbob	*i find matteo and suff him in an oversized papersheadder untill im sure he can not come back to life*	20070315181633
Matteo	fine! you're hopeless mnib, your always killing everybody! i'm going to heaven! good riddance, now you'll have to kill yourself 'cause you're the only one left now!	20070316035808
Tac	*drops a nuke from Heaven on Matteo*	20070316064004
mynameisbob	no im mostly killing you matteo thats all if someone attempts to chop me or kill me i kill them so there	20070316065659
Birchpaw	[i]Even I'm sick of this. *stabs mnib with the Crimson Mist and reanimates him to the Coke side*[/i] Fwee! *devours a random Pizza and goes on a cheese frenzy* *Note: Pizza was not in any way trapped, explodable, or in any way would have any negative effect on my health. Hey, since religion was randomly dragged into this, any Pastafarians out there? We should all join the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.	20070316144345
IdhrenCelegrusc	Hey, pizza's a good idea! *Orders pizza from the nearest little caeser's in heaven*	20070316155512
mynameisbob	fine im dead *joins in the idea of eating pizza*	20070316181436
IdhrenCelegrusc	*Welcomes Matteo into the room* I checked, there was no coke.	20070316200708
Tac	*eats bacon pizza*	20070316205559
Matteo	Little ceasar's? YUK! get pizza hut or giardino's. btw, where do you live reguba, and where do you get your little ceasar's pizza?	20070317023155
IdhrenCelegrusc	Eh, there's a little caeser's half a block away from my dad's office, so on Mondays during Youth Group we get bunches o' pizza because it's $5 per pepperoni pizza on mondays.	20070317093942
Matteo	where do you live though reguba?	20070317142749
IdhrenCelegrusc	Heh heh heh. Wouldn't you like to know. I'd be murdered in my sleep! :o	20070317162059
Matteo	how about... no! seriously, where do you live? don't give me specifics, just a general area. for some strange reason i think you leave around the same place i do.	20070317164522
IdhrenCelegrusc	Um, The northern midwest.	20070317165753
Birchpaw	I could tell you. But I won't if Reguba drinks this can of Caffien Free Diet Coke.	20070318182724
IdhrenCelegrusc	Can't. I'm in heaven remember? It is a perfect place, untainted by any evil. *Halo forms around his head and a heavenly choir sings*	20070318182954
Birchpaw	From my state, first go north. Should I continue? *offers can*	20070318183430
IdhrenCelegrusc	If you tell I'll quit CQ and never speak to most of its members again, and trust me I'm dead serious.	20070318183534
Birchpaw	You are cruel. *forces can down Reguba's throat*	20070318185250
IdhrenCelegrusc	*Pulls can out and watches the evil dissintegrate*	20070318185909
Birchpaw	Wow, look, the Coke made Reguba disintegrate! Proof that good always triumphs over evil!	20070321102109
IdhrenCelegrusc	Lol. Nobody dies in heaven. Plus, I'm wondering how you got here....Shouldn't you be nearer to the "down town" branch? Jk.	20070321102240
Birchpaw	Why would I be in Pepsi? We're not attacking, and they're too busy with flood damages. (Heavy rains upriver, and Pepsi ground is much lower than ours. The blood does nothing for the soil, it'd be pretty fertile and good for farming otherwise.)	20070321103312
IdhrenCelegrusc	*Shrugs and goes back into his mansion to watch tv and hang out*	20070321103716
Birchpaw	You should be helping your people with the flood damage.	20070321104819
IdhrenCelegrusc	I can't. I'm dead remember? And I've got a 102" plasma screen tv to watch!	20070321105131
Birchpaw	[i]This is boring. *reanimates Reguba, forcing him away from his freakishly large TV*[/i] *shrugs*	20070321105926
IdhrenCelegrusc	*Doesn't work as he's crazy glued himself to his couch, which is crazy glued to the floor which is crazy glued to heaven* *Watches Bruce Lee movies*	20070321110302
Birchpaw	Which is probably why you have couch cushion stuck to you. Hi, welcome to Earth!	20070321113824
IdhrenCelegrusc	*Checks underneath the ground* Hey, how come you made heaven crush the earth?!	20070321130719
IdhrenCelegrusc	*Shrugs* Oh well. Anybody wanna' watch tv or somethin'?	20070321130742
Tac	*puts in Return of the King extended version and jumps on the couch*	20070322062340
IdhrenCelegrusc	WHOO! *Does victory sign and grabs extrabuttery pop corn out of his nifty pop corn maker**Puts lotsa salt on his pop corn**Grabs pepsi*	20070322132632
Birchpaw	Hmm, anyone else want to do something constructive while they're being boring? Like, oh, say...destroy the Pepsi empire and end their earthly reign forever? [i]That's destructive, not constructive. *pauses* I'm in![/i]	20070322193416
IdhrenCelegrusc	Aw shoot. Enjoy the tv until I come back guys. Got a duty to perform! *Rises from the dead like lazarus only with better weapons than before while heaven goes back to where it was before* *Enters into the pepsi mountain fortress of Meneltarma* Alright guys, chief's back.	20070323120641
Birchpaw	[i]Just when I found something to do, too...[/i] I think we'll need you in this one, he's double-reanimated dead now. [i]Who isn't?[/i]	20070323133622
IdhrenCelegrusc	*Finds his old quarters* HEY!!!! WHO STOLE ALL MY STUFF?!?!?!?!?!	20070323150432
Sunstripe	BIRCHPAW I TOLD YOU NO GODMODDING!!!! *unleashes the army of Wwew on the townspeople* NOW I'M ANGRY *peacefull, fun-loving Wwerw turns into Druzendar, Lord of Godmodding, wearer of the iron ring at the High Council of Spam, and smites all who DARE to go against his edict.*	20070326165748
IdhrenCelegrusc	Wow.	20070326193831
Sunstripe		20070327150841
Sunstripe	gah....typo...the army of Wer. My bad. *turns small chocolate sundays into man-eating, gigantic....BUNNIES!!!!* *Bunnies eat all flying...devices...in the area, and then terrorize the townspeople*	20070327151127
IdhrenCelegrusc	*Turns to his fellow commanders* They're gonna' throw a net over him someday you know that?	20070327174742
Birchpaw	Did I miss something? When did I godmode? Reguba was the godmodder for being all, "Oh, look at me, I'm in heaven, you can't touch me, nya nya nya, I have a freakishly large television..."	20070402184217
IdhrenCelegrusc	Actually, I was experimenting with [i]not[/i] godmoding my way out of that attack, which would have destroyed any normal human being. Since I died, I went to heaven, where I watched my freakishly large tv. Evidently the fact that they murdered didn't sate their vengeance.	20070402200117
Sunstripe	*the fires of retribution burn Birchpaw for all eternity* <i>He he, fire tastes like puppies!</i>	20070407075944
Birchpaw	Leave the squirrels out of this. Hmm...fire. Ok. *is on fire* Feels all tickly. *sets Reguba on fire* Share the love ^_^ *sets Sunstripe on fire* Fire for everyone!!	20070408135842
IdhrenCelegrusc	*Does an impression of General Grievous' last moments and has fire spew from his eye sockets!*	20070408145608
Birchpaw	Hmm. Ok. *catches Reguba's eye* Do you want this back? *eye burns up* Guess not.	20070408190707
IdhrenCelegrusc	Brings a new meaning to "burning stare" doesn't it?	20070409105402
Birchpaw	*Brightfire found no humor in that. *crushes remains of burning eye and sticks it back in Reguba's eye socket* That looks better! *accidentally detaches Reguba's skull* Whoops! *puts it on backwards and eye falls back out* Darn, pull yourself together, Reguba! *goes to set more people on fire*	20070409152056
IdhrenCelegrusc	*Walks over to the cotton-ball stuffed dummy of himself* Wow, soaking the glass eyes in igniter fluid really worked!	20070409162205
Willow	Oh, Gosh! This is still going?! I had no idea. Sorry, 'Guba! I'm here to help if you need me.	20070409200216
IdhrenCelegrusc	*Laughs at his joke with the eyeballs* C'mon that was good!	20070409200559
Willow	what? I obviously missed alot...I'll try to catch up at the library tonight.	20070410084817
Birchpaw	Firey Gaze of Doom(TM) is better.	20070410174902
Willow	Looks like I won't be catching up on what I missed tonight. Choristers isn't meeting this week...spring break and all that. Next week.	20070410175506
IdhrenCelegrusc	*Decides to stare blankly out into space*	20070410191954
Birchpaw	Well, while they're off, I suppose we'll get back to doing something destructive. *skips off to Pepsi lands* [i]O_O Why are you skipping?[/i] I dunno.	20070412044906
IdhrenCelegrusc	*Pepsi soldiers spy her from afar and load up their rock-candy shrapnel shooting m-4's with scopes*	20070412105323
Birchpaw	Hmm...now how do I get in, because chances are, they have some sort of force...hmm... *grabs Piepod and shoots into the air* [i]*sigh* You're hopeless. *follows*[/i]	20070412151312
IdhrenCelegrusc	*Pepsi soldiers come up with icecream launchers* YOU IDIOTS! Everybody knows that icecream goes well with pie! *Soldiers grumble as they go for the big guns instead*	20070412171303
Birchpaw	*PiePod goes into SupahPieMode and shoots over the Pepsi lands at record speed*	20070412183125
IdhrenCelegrusc	*Heat guided missle follows them*	20070413095658
Birchpaw	As the ice cream drastically lowered the temp of the pie, the missle becomes confused and plows into a parked car. Random person: Oi! Y' be payin' for me ca'!!! *shakes fist at Pepsi*	20070413134048
Willow	...	20070413160821
Willow	*a big blob of Ice Cream and a hunk of Pie lands on plates on either side of Willow* *gets a fork and starts eating* Yumm....	20070413161207
IdhrenCelegrusc	*Pepsi guys fire a cold seeking missle after them :rolleyes*	20070413184304
Birchpaw	*missle plows into a pepsi refridgerator*	20070416181918
IdhrenCelegrusc	*Reguba scratches head* When'd this become a comedy topic?	20070416182834
Birchpaw	Since you stopped actually fighting.	20070416191503
IdhrenCelegrusc	I DIED!!!!!!!! What did you expect, that I'd shoot missiles down at you from heaven!?!?!?!?!?!?!?	20070416192555
Birchpaw	You could come back from the dead like all the other people I know. Well, back to destructive. *hacks at a random telephone pole...um...fifty feet in the air O_o*	20070416193745
IdhrenCelegrusc	Lol, don't make me laugh. If I'd come back from the dead, you would have called me a bigger godmoder than you did before.	20070417105139
Sunstripe	oh, I'm on fire. ... ... ... Fine. Just don't ask me to do much for a while. *starts screaming and running and the whole nine yards about the fact that he is on fire* ... Sheesh. *fire goes out* *pulls up his sleeves and marches menacingly towards Reguba for that bad pun.	20070417181456
Sunstripe	*hits Birchpaw with a tobasco-covered-rusty-nail-studded two-by-four, while a spiritual manifestation devoures the part of Birchpaw that controls his lungs, while yet another manifestation punches Reguba* hey, I'm proud of them...	20070417181851
Birchpaw	Ok, o Striped One. -I'm a girl -I'm in midair. On a PiePod, courtesy Pie Tech, an incorperation on the IOP. PiePod design (c) Fly Pie Association. Reguba, live already before I call in a necromancer to force you to. X.x	20070418130850
IdhrenCelegrusc	*Wonders where her mind is* Did you let your mind wander and let it get lost?! I'm already alive. I am the tired yet determined general of the Pepsi forces now.	20070418161912
Sunstripe	sorry, the his was a typo... The two by four was a two by forty(don't ask, I'm sleep-deprived) Spiritual manifestations can float.	20070419195541
Sunstripe		20070419195631
IdhrenCelegrusc	Ok, now you've utterly confused me.	20070419200047
Birchpaw	MORE THAN FIFTY FEET. And scientifically...I don't think you'd be able to exert the force, nor have good enough aim, to do that. *flies higher*	20070420044215
Diaper King	i like milk	20070420120053
Birchpaw	Erm, no. Milk isn't even a part of this. Stop spamming, or leave. Reguba will be mad if you beat him at the only thing he's good at here.	20070420144303
Willow	Milks good...	20070421074846
Sunstripe	Do youi remeber the bunnies that destoyed all flying objects? The didn't go away, you know... *bunnnies rampage*	20070421092341
Birchpaw	Remember the Ninja troops of the Eternal one? They pwn you. Plus, I'm in the air, and IOP:FP/PT are pressing charges against you, with the Lawyers of the Light on their side, the army of physics-defying, honest lawyers!	20070421130148
IdhrenCelegrusc	*Pepsi soldiers eat pizza at their stations because the bad guys have just godmoded for the last couple pages*	20070421152106
Willow	*likes Pizza*	20070421182241
IdhrenCelegrusc	I mean c'mon, at least I took a hit once in a while, died in fact, while you guys just fly around typing "didn't hit me" or "Evades fire from stupid enemies" and such.	20070421194332
Birchpaw	What else do I do, get blown up? You've just fired two missles at me. Not that a cold seeking missle is something I see possible. Plus, you're the bad guys. NOW LET NO-ONE GO!!! WE KNOW YOU HAVE HIM, PEPSI SCUM!!!	20070421200542
IdhrenCelegrusc	Ok. *Doors open and nothing happens. Doors close* There, we let no one out.	20070422062228
Willow	uh...what?	20070422140854
IdhrenCelegrusc	We let no-one go!	20070422141235
Birchpaw	*Bashes Reguba with a loaf of French bread*	20070424143433
IdhrenCelegrusc	Mm-mm...bread...*Goes to get a subway footlong*	20070424184507
Birchpaw	*eats Reguba*	20070425153758
IdhrenCelegrusc	*Uses the pizza force to burst through her stomach*	20070425164902
Sunstripe	*steals the pizza force and makes it into a necklace. Wears said necklace.*	20070425210414
IdhrenCelegrusc	*Reguba's whole perception of the cosmos is overturned* Oh well, back to the drawing board...	20070426072516
Sunstripe	*eats the drawing board*	20070427133141
IdhrenCelegrusc	NO!!!! That drawing board has been passed down from generation to generation for over 5k years!	20070427155755
Birchpaw	*eats Reguba*	20070429095821
IdhrenCelegrusc	*Plays poker with the other guys she's eaten*	20070429101248
Birchpaw	You're alone now, Reguba.	20070429104808
IdhrenCelegrusc	*Looks around, shrugs, and takes the leftover money*	20070429105214
Birchpaw	*drinks Coke, and it cascades over Reguba*	20070429110633
IdhrenCelegrusc	*Bursts out and coke is mixed with red liquid from Brightfire* *Goes to nearest EB Games store and spends lotsa money!*	20070429110828
Birchpaw	*puts red liquid and coke in a cup and repairs self* *drinks liquid* Hmm, not bad, this is actually pretty good.	20070429112317
IdhrenCelegrusc	*Comes back loaded with cool games, sees Brightfire drinking her own blood and leaves with a look of disgust*	20070429191154
Tac	still posting in this? well while I'm here... *sprays pepsi at Bright fire*	20070430150752
Birchpaw	*shrugs and finishes* Not bad. *attacks Tac* KETCHUP! [i]O_o That's not ketchup.[/i] Oh well. KETCHUP!!!	20070430153239
IdhrenCelegrusc	*Plays videogames at his house while drinking sparkling cider* Mmmm...good.	20070430211105
Birchpaw	Sparkling Cider??? *drives up to Reguba's place* Aww, it not Sparkaly. *dumps a load of glitter in it* YAY! *dumps Coke on Reguba's head*	20070501174837
Matteo	I like sparkling cider! Yum yum! "grabs all of reguba's sparkling cider and chugs it" Aaahhh! That's good stuff that is! "beats reguba over the head with the empty cider bottles"	20070501223321
IdhrenCelegrusc	You do realize you just drank cider, caffeine or whatever puts the fizz in, and sparkles right? *Head proves too hard for glass and shatters the glass*	20070502080306
Birchpaw	Yup, Reg's hard headed. Oh, and it's CO2, I think. Him have such hard head, we're gonna use it as a battering ram.	20070502120834
IdhrenCelegrusc	*Partners up with Sid the sloth* Doesn't anybody care about Sid the sloth?!	20070502161410
Birchpaw	O_O Where did that come from? ... Oh, I see now, nevermind. Anyway. *searches for some more of that metallic-scented red stuff...*	20070502165512
IdhrenCelegrusc	Lol, I can relate to Syd's life.	20070502193836
Birchpaw	He doesn't drink Pepsi.	20070503161028
IdhrenCelegrusc	No, but I can do his voice really well! *Laughs at Syd's antics*	20070503161345
Birchpaw	Where did this come from, again? Besides you watching a movie?	20070503162803
IdhrenCelegrusc	Er, probably my bringing it up.	20070503163359
Birchpaw	Reg's lost it. :mellow:	20070503163801
IdhrenCelegrusc	Heh heh, I never had it! MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!	20070503164116
Birchpaw	Which makes it more paradoxial.	20070503164750
IdhrenCelegrusc	*Has no idea what she said but shrugs it off and continues laughing maniacly*	20070503165005
Birchpaw	*hugs Reguba*	20070503171305
IdhrenCelegrusc	*Gets out of hug and into a huge battle-machine that shoots gatorade out of it's arms*	20070503171540
Birchpaw	*slurp* Thanks, I was thirsty!	20070503182022
IdhrenCelegrusc	Hm...I guess I'll have to get a better robot...	20070503182253
Birchpaw	Possibly.	20070503185627
IdhrenCelegrusc	*Brings in a robot that launches nukes at people*	20070504103521
Birchpaw	*munches* Thanks, I was hungry. Hmm, but I feel funny. *sonic boom knocks everyone out* *spontaneously combusts*	20070504143544
IdhrenCelegrusc	*Points at Brightfire* Ha ha!!!	20070504164152
Birchpaw	Hmm...musta been something I ate...	20070504172722
Willow	...	20070504175352
Sunstripe	*forces the pizza force down Birchpaw's throat*	20070505062425
IdhrenCelegrusc	*Listens to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjA5faZF1A8 while laughing at Brightfire*	20070505091100
Birchpaw	*eats Sunstripe* Hmm, that was a great appetiser. What's for the main course?	20070505125034
IdhrenCelegrusc	*Something random happens and Reguba wins the lottery!* WOOHOO!	20070505131948
Birchpaw	*steal* Correction, Brightfire has won the lottery! [i]*steal* *incinerate* Correction, no one has won the lottery!!![/i]	20070506191047
IdhrenCelegrusc	*Reguba spontaneously combusts!*	20070506193340
Birchpaw	Yay! Do it again!	20070507165807
IdhrenCelegrusc	*Pops up behind her* Even better, I taped it! *Reguba and his fox Shinobi laugh at their leaders combustible antics*	20070507174505
Birchpaw	*whirls around and accidentally hits Reguba with the french bread* Whoops, sorry. Hey, move over, you fox chaps! *moves up inches away from TV*	20070507190409
IdhrenCelegrusc	*Fox ninja uses chemicals to pop popcorn*	20070507190620
Birchpaw	I wonder where the topic went? [i]We left it behind on the first page.[/i] Oh...so now what? [i]Kill the foxes. They irk me. *kills a fox*[/i] Oh. Ok.	20070508144631
IdhrenCelegrusc	*Fox digs a dagger made of sculpted peppermints into Brighty/Viper's back*	20070508155131
Birchpaw	Hey! What did I do! Hmm, do I smell more of that good red stuff? *wanders off* [i]You fool, pick the right target next time.[/i]	20070508170318
IdhrenCelegrusc	*Fox looks a round quickly, wipes off the blood and then sucks on his peppermint knife*	20070508191357
Birchpaw	I'm dizzy. [i]Control yourself. *teleports Bright to a hospital* *glares at the foxes* Well?[/i]	20070509151637
IdhrenCelegrusc	*Fox is too busy sucking on Peppermint and all the others are fighting over the remote*	20070509160449
Birchpaw	[i]*shorts the TV and the remote out*[/i]	20070509190617
IdhrenCelegrusc	Foxes and Reguba: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! *All attack her at the same time*	20070510095432
Birchpaw	[i]*the ground ripples, then explodes* *springs into the air and remains hovering ten feet above the ground*[/i]	20070511170454
IdhrenCelegrusc	*Foxes use their climbing claws to perch on walls facing enemy and attack with bollisans (Butterfly knives)*	20070513185616
Birchpaw	[i]*continues to float upward, blasting the occaisionaly impedeing obstacle out of the way* Hmm, this is interesting. *catches a knife and examines it*[/i]	20070514152022
IdhrenCelegrusc	You don't throw bollisans. They're hand knives. *Gandalf appears and is instantly buried in snow for no good reason.*	20070514200325
Birchpaw	[i]It had to have been thrown. Only an idiot would float close to anywhere someone could reach you from. I've had many millinia, and I'm not quitting because a few vulpines are trying to stab me. *glares distastefully at foxes wondering whether to drag everyone into a maelstrom*[/i]	20070515143835
IdhrenCelegrusc	*Fox appears and buries huge bollisan in her neck, and the point comes out the other end*	20070516142851
Birchpaw	[i]*glares distastefully and pulls the knife out* Believe it or not, I have had worse. *grabs the fox and crushes it, then hurls it to the ground below* *begins to heal*[/i]	20070516165446
IdhrenCelegrusc	*Foxes run out, lock, bar and do lots of other stuff to make the room impossible to get out, then amp up the a/c to below zero inside the room*	20070517124620
Birchpaw	*wanders back in* Hey...whyzit so cold here...? [i]I thought I sent you to a hospital! And...ok, how did you get in???[/i] A Sister of the Flame never backs down! And um...yeah, how did I get in here...and...what are you doing up there? [i]Foxes are too happy with knives. I thought it was impossible to get out? *glances at foxes*[/i] Hehe, it is. But you can get in!!! [i]You have a good point.[/i] *randomly pipes the tune to kerosene* [i]It is getting cold in here...[/i]	20070517175816
IdhrenCelegrusc	*Fox fires nuke from a satellite*	20070517181818
Birchpaw	Elsewhere... Some Guy: Look! A nuke! Other Guy: Not another one... Some Guy: Let's shoot it down! Other Guy: Fine. *Guys shoot down nukes* Meanwhile... [i]I have the faint feeling that someone shot a nuke at us and two random guys just shot it down.[/i] Really, what would make you think that? *Guys enter* Guys: Hey, someone shot a nuke at you and we just shot it down. *Guys leave* [i]I was right.[/i] As usual. [i]I'm hungry, let's go.[/i] Me too. Wait, wasn't this a food fight? [i]It was a long time ago, in a galaxy far far away...[/i] Sounds like a long story. [i]And we have all the time in the world.[/i]	20070518142525
IdhrenCelegrusc	godmoders. NOBODY CAN GET IN OR OUT! PERIOD! READ POSTS!	20070519100821
Birchpaw	This topic is just a lawless group of weirdos, and you only specified out, and I'm getting bored with this. There's no war, there's no plot, there's just a bunch of foxes, a building, and a couple of people. All the food has long since rotted, sick of being unused, and the building reeks of decayed matter. The only reason I come is cause there's nothing else for me to do. =|	20070519124350
IdhrenCelegrusc	Alright then, fine! *Commits suicide* There. I'm out of the game. Have fun playing by yourself.	20070520063320
Birchpaw	You do that. What about the world today? What about the place that we call home? We've never been so many But we've never been So alone	20070520155926
Mark Goldflash	Can we please just agree to disagree and get along against Dr. Pepper?	20070523174733
Birchpaw	Dr Pepper is part coke, part pepsi, and part other stuff, the coke and pepsi being equal. And as for getting along...I doubt it.	20070524141319
Mark Goldflash	It was just a suggestion...	20070524170038
Birchpaw	Pepsi doesn't read this topic anymore... Wow, that means we won!	20070524175034
Mark Goldflash	Yeah!	20070524183932
Birchpaw	GLORY TO THE REDS!!! *holds up Coke* *hands Mark a Coke*	20070524184227
Mark Goldflash	Thanks buddy *drinks until he falls over from too much sugar.	20070524201652
Birchpaw	Hmm, 55 pages leading to a victory!	20070525143339
Sunstripe	DEATH!!!! Brighty, just beacuse I didn't care enough to read for two pages doesn't mean you can go against my edict!!! *gives the foxes chakra and wings* *teaches foxes to fly and breath fire* You are ready.... *transforms them into Demon foxes, who then launch at the entire coke side, all preivous alliegence being gone, except to the Iron Ring*	20070526191135
Sunstripe	By the way, the foxes multiplied into the sunset. There's no use bringing out my armies, when millions of Demon flying foxes will destroy the userpers and blasphemers. Have a nice Day	20070526191414
Birchpaw	Oh, by The Great One Who Posts in Red, WHY must you beople continue to use FOXES?!?!?!?! *Menomaru randomly slays foxes*	20070529162755
Max	I'm want somthing to drink...coke or pep,coke or pep... COKE!!!!!!!! COKE IS THE WINNER OF THE COLA WARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!	20070529162840
Birchpaw	*applauds Max's choice*	20070529162947
Max	Look in the refriegtor and see that there is no more Coke, " no more coke..." *see that all they had peps."...better than nothing at all".Then Drinks peps.NOW PEPS IS THE WINNER OF COLA WARS!!	20070529191624
Birchpaw	*discreetly puts coke in Max's fridge* Pepsi is the cancer, coke is the answer...	20070531141856
Max	TAKES COKE AND DRINKS IT. COKE IS THE WINNEROF THE COLA WARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And that is that.	20070531154231
Birchpaw	Or is it. >_> DundundundunDUN!!!!	20070531163252
Sunstripe	page strechers... DEATH! Kill the mainland invaders!!! COME my minions of the sea! *whales commence eating of the Island Of Pie* COME my minions of the air! *sparrows commence dive bombs against everyone and anyone who professes Love of Coke Syndrom(LCS)	20070604082051
Birchpaw	Ok, I saw a few problems with that post. -You're the invaders. So you're killing yourself. -There is no 'Island of Pie' -You misspelled Syndrome -I do not have LCS. I am a warrior for the Coke cause and have no time for such nonsense. Have a nice, Pepsi-free day! ^^	20070604113251
Max	coke win,ok. go to cola wars: part two.	20070605164756
Birchpaw	Sunstripe cannot see that.	20070605183107
Sunstripe	see what? that having your own side declare you the winners suddenly makes you so? Wars would be a lot shorter if everyone thought that	20070608062728
Max	Kills sunstipe. Now we win,ok.	20070608085339
Birchpaw	Sunstripe, you're not really Pepsi, and they were the only ones this war was about. This is Coke vs. Pepsi. Go fight the war on another battleground.	20070608205156
Sunstripe	I am too pepsi!	20070612100856
Birchpaw	When did THAT happen? O_O	20070615161944

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