Part 36: All Aboard
Now that my team of gangsta-ass niggas have got their own dope ride, namely a pimp-ass spaceship, it's time to roll. For the homies. You know.
...Zell. Get back on the fucking ship.
Haha, nobody tells Robert what to do. I'll just move forward when the light goes out, thereby foiling this wacky scheme.
You're damn right I have.
There's only one choice. What's the damn point?
AUGH LOOK OUT
OK, Ruby Dragons aren't even a minor threat to this team of supersoldiers.
Tricksy little bastard. To proceed, one must choose the hidden option below the other options.
"We were just bored and looking for an ass to kick."
Well I AM STOCKED ON AURA MOTHERFUCKER
Wheeeee. Lion Heart rocks Bahamut's world.
I've seen you lose.
A fearsome GF deserves a fearsome name.
Once Bahamut is defeated, it's possible to proceed down into the depths of yawn.
Hooray, a number puzzle.
It's easy enough and soon the team are travelling down mysterious steps of mystery.
...what did you do
Agh. It's Ultima Weapon. He's supposed to be a really hard boss which is why I'm required by law to hand him his ass utterly. Note the sword: that's Cloud's Ultimate Weapon, Ultima Weapon, from Final Fantasy VII.
Best way to defeat him is to junction Water to your Elem-Atk and beat the living shit out of him with Aura, Renzokuken and AP Ammo. I had Quistis cast Meltdown on him too just for funnies.
I didn't get Lionheart because he didn't get a chance to bring me down to that crisis level, but I pretty much 9999ed him all the way.
Oh, what's the matter, Ultima Weapon? Heavy flow?
Well I gotta say if you're trying to be an ultra-hard boss then don't be made of material which explodes and evaporates when sufficiently damaged.
As for Eden, some guys wanted New Jersey because it's the Garden State, and some people wanted a name which reflects the utter tedium of summoning the bastard. So I combined the two and came out with a happy medium.
Well, that's all the GFs, I think... oh wait.
One more thing...
Hell yeah you are.