Part 3: Seifer Is GayA quick update. I meant to get all the way through the Fire Cavern. Minor technical glitches (goddamn emulator) keep causing the game to lock up, though. I'll fix it soon enough. Incidentally, if there's an emulator that'll run FF8 better than ePSXe, I'd like to hear about it.
Ho ho ho!
Robert, hurry up! What the hell are you doing in there?
For a very important date!
Clothesline. That'll teach you to run in a school corridor.
Robert doesn't give a shit. That's the God's honest.
The weird little girl also asked for a tour of Garden, but Robbie told her to take a hike.
Hmm. Cards. Perhaps I shall learn how to play this new, exciting game. For shits and giggles. If not, I can throw them at that Seifer guy who was so mean to me in class. No-one understands me.
I CAN'T EVEN EXPRESS MY PAIN THROUGH ART
Oh, it's slamming hottie again.
GF stands for "Green Feathers". Time to HIT the ROAD!
Before we enter Fire Cavern, I think we'll take a brief stroll through this charming little glade. Perchance to pick some flowers, or run with squirrels, or...
FIGHT A TYRANNOSAURUS
It's a tall order at Level 7, let me tell you. Our heroes run, like heroic cowards.